Or maybe.... that *is* his living room

Don't. He dodged a bullet. No, he dodged a full-on air raid.

But also Hugh Grant

That, and it takes about 10,000 horsepower to lift that thing.

Ah, you were talking about deodorants and so on, yeah, those typically smell really cheap. I usually buy Nivea, or unscented. I'll put on an eau de toilette anyway.

I dislike most markedly masculine scents as well. But there's so much to choose from, even if it's marketed as "man" or "homme". My latest buy is Chanel Allure Homme. It's citrusy, vanilla, woody. A complex, well-layered scent.