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Great idea 4 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago 1
I'd love hell 6 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
"Hell is cold. Do you remember when you told me that? We were in the cellars of the Dark House. Anyone else would have been panicking, but you were as calm as a governess, telling me Hell was covered in ice. If it is the fire of Heaven that takes you from me, what a cruel irony that would be."
Pretty much life in a nutshell 7 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Limbo had some great puzzles and the style was done really well, but Inside's atmosphere and visuals were simply stunning. Inside's sound effects (and music) where also amazing, especially the classic pulse section and all the underwater parts.
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Pretty much life in a nutshell 7 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
The other game by the devs, Inside, was also amazing.
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Humble stance. 3 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Hi Dr. Alphys!
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Florida man uses cell phone jammer 8 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
They actually found him because they managed to track a mobile deadzone going down the highway.
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Technically still a Gisne Princess, though 1 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Tennant isn't center frame...
Get 'em. 6 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
r/beetlejuicing
A secret is not a secret if two people know 14 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Why
do you smile
like you've been told a secret?
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I can't be the only one 6 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
You don't need to be ashamed about that, Miss.
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Or you're part of Peaky Blinders 12 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
I've had one of these since I was 15. Maybe that says something...
This was a prank 2 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
I want to see the poll results from the two buttons.
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Greek nonsense 3 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Season 1. Can't remember the episode though.
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Yeah he did 3 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
I couldn't find it unfortunately, but he has other amazing things:
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/962750602223566848
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This will go down as one of my favorite headlines ever 15 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Space Oddity
This is an Emergency! Get home now! 4 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
There's a leek in the boat!
Idk what to put here 12 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Also worth mentioning they've been working on this for over a decade.
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This will go down as one of my favorite headlines ever 15 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Notes:
It will NOT go to mars, it will go to Mars's orbit around the sun to prove it can get that far and survive. They don't want to risk contaminating the planet and who doesn't want a car orbiting the sun?
There is NOT a person inside the space suit (officially) but it is an actual, fully functional Space X IVA suit.
Of the entire rocket, only the bulbous part on the head will actually travel to mars. The rest of the rocket will return in an attempt to be reused. Even the fairings (the cover wich make up the bulbous part with the payload (car) inside) will fall back to earth and Space X hopes to eventually be able to catch them for reuse.
The battery in the Tesla is expected to last ~12 hours after launch, during which time it will be playing David Bowie at full blast, silently into the abyss.
This will go down as one of my favorite headlines ever 15 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
In conclusion (so far):
Launch successful, minimal damage to landing pad on takeoff.
Pad ready to use in mere days/weeks.
Falcon 9 side boosters decoupling successful.
Side boosters duel landing successful, both survived with minimal/no damage @ t+8:07
Falcon Heavy central core decoupling successful
Falcon Heavy central core failed to fire 2/3 boosters, attempted landing on drone ship Of Course I Still Love You at 600 miles per hour, near miss, crashed into ocean with about the results you'd expect. Drone ship cameras cut out before landing was visible, waiting for drone ship recovery to see if cameras survived with footage.
Fairing decoupling successful.
First burn of payload successful, in stable orbit doing tests to prove something to the military.
Second (I think it was second, there might have been some in between) burn successful, on route to mars orbit where it is expected to stay for 1 billion+ years.
This will go down as one of my favorite headlines ever 15 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Concept animation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk338VXcb24&ab_channel=SpaceX
Launch of Falcon Heavy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB_nEtZxPog&ab_channel=CBCNews
Duel Falcon 9 side boosters landing (almost exactly like in animation): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5I8jaMsHYk&ab_channel=SciNews
Elon Musk talking to press hours after launch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sytrrdOPYzA&ab_channel=GlobalNews
A few hours of the Car + Passenger in orbit after launch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2F_nEI3b-E&ab_channel=Qronos16
(FS needs a link system like Reddit)
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Toast 14 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Round nachos? Bah! They're obviously referring to square pizza.
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Jacksfilms apologizes for not being more entertaining 6 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
No! Stop!
Don't give him any ideas!
She's in for a wild time 12 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago 3
Oh dear 15 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
I was hiding under your porch because I love you. Can I stay?
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