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Elbow-drop the planet. 1 comments
aphelion · 1 day ago
But did it work?
Gandalf the fck 18 comments
aphelion · 4 days ago
As Gandalf flies off the tower with the eagle, Saurman mutters a quiet "Fuck".
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Happy halloween 5 comments
aphelion · 5 days ago
This comic is called The Bikini Bottom Horror and is posted by u/stillinthesimulation on reddit. Here's a link to the full album of season 1:
imgur com/gallery/avSRmyR
Credit where credit is due to those fun guys 6 comments
aphelion · 1 week ago
Wait... You're an animal you imposter!
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Shit happens 13 comments
aphelion · 1 week ago
I gotta make up for what I've done
'Cause I was all up in a piece of heaven
While you burned in hell, no peace forever
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Do not expand this list by killing people 6 comments
aphelion · 2 weeks ago
Clarification's gone baby! Feel free to lend a hand!
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Crappy paint edits are back baby! 5 comments
aphelion · 2 weeks ago
I only frequent one of those so at least 2/3 of the content is fresh!
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Well it's true 5 comments
aphelion · 2 weeks ago
You can fight like a krogan, run like a leopard, but you'll never be better than Commander Shepard!
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Shakespearean level tragedy 1 comments
aphelion · 2 weeks ago
Could have succeeded and thrown it out now that it was no longer needed.
I mean, there's no way that failed.
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Lots of people care 6 comments
aphelion · 2 weeks ago
Took me a moment to realise he was not wearing the ultimate tie in the first pic.
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Block an electric charging station..... Get towed 4 comments
aphelion · 2 weeks ago
Probably use some wraps and tire boots to keep it in place.
Absolute unit 14 comments
aphelion · 2 weeks ago
Skyrim cheese wheel with better texture quality.
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Just another contract 2 comments
aphelion · 2 weeks ago
O valley of plENty...
You ain't seen shit 10 comments
aphelion · 2 weeks ago
"If Elon Musk was a three foot tall Filipino, and dumb."
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You son of a ***, I’m in! 13 comments
aphelion · 2 weeks ago
106 now, so yes less, but lets also keep in mind that the "seasonal" flu has months to build up and spread, and does it every year. This one has been active for only a few weeks, and is still spreading.
That being said, of those deaths all but 2 or 3 of them where young, elderly, or people with compromised immune systems, So while more easily transmittable than most common diseases, it's not that much more deadly (so far).
You son of a ***, I’m in! 13 comments
aphelion · 3 weeks ago
SARS has an average fatality rate of just under 10%, and killed 350 people in its largest outbreak in China. This new one is of the same virus family as SARS, currently seems to be less fatal, but due to its 1-2 week incubation period it also spreads quite easily and has a far higher mutation rate which could make it difficult to cure or immunize against.
While it's not quite fair to compare them this early in the outbreak, currently SARS does have a decent lead but this new one does show potential.
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You son of a ***, I’m in! 13 comments
aphelion · 3 weeks ago
25 now, with 830 official infections.
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Rare yet biting insult 5 comments
aphelion · 3 weeks ago
Obalugi sounds like a final boss.
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But we will not speak of another sith that f**king slays kids 2 comments
aphelion · 3 weeks ago
Ooh yeah, gimme dat Ben Swolo.
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Former Australian prime minister Tony Abbott is fighting the bushfires on the front 6 comments
aphelion · 3 weeks ago
He's a piece of shit,
But he's an Australian piece of shit.
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The Day Everyone Tells You You Were Born 13 comments
aphelion · 4 weeks ago
Assuming the normal tactic of holding a newspaper, are you sure it wasn't a paper from sometime earlier?
F u Anakin 7 comments
aphelion · 5 weeks ago
Mother FUUUUUUᴜᴜᴜᴜᴜᴜᴜᴜᵘᶜᶜᵏᵏᵉʳ
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Really opens my astral eyes 1 comments
aphelion · 5 weeks ago
Look up "Dex / Honey I'm Home" by GHOST on youtube for what can only be described as "industrial catholic bugcore" music.
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Well gg 4 comments
aphelion · 5 weeks ago
Have you ever thought to yourself "Hey why is the world still existing?"
Well boy do I have the answer for you.

It rhymes with robot uprising
Shang is the ideal man. 3 comments
aphelion · 5 weeks ago
Hades: the gay friend we all need, but don't deserve.
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