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aphelion · 13 hours ago
Ahh, the good old days of Matthias.
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Have we fixed this yet? 3 comments
aphelion · 1 week ago
You are, but certain people who don't get that don't like being reminded of that fact.
Fix This 5 comments
aphelion · 1 week ago
It's like that guy in The Last Unicorn
"Magic, do as you will!"
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Land below the ocean 3 comments
aphelion · 1 week ago
It's not perspective, it's just the Netherlands. While the road (the A6 motorway) does run below water level, it's not actually the ocean but "just" a large lake (IJsselmeer).
Building below sea level is kinda their thing.
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Every pitbull 4 comments
aphelion · 2 weeks ago
Endrega then. That's not better.
Heavy thicker oafish Falcon 4 comments
aphelion · 2 weeks ago
*Checks what year it is*
Death cometh 6 comments
aphelion · 3 weeks ago
As far as I could find out, cats cannot see infrared. It's also highly unlikely a common webcam is emitting infrared.
I do not, however, have an alternative explanation.
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Muggles 10 comments
aphelion · 3 weeks ago
The car being fucked was most likely just the car itself having a hissy fit. It's pretty established that the thing literally had a mind of its own, and with that level of magical enhancement it's probably not the battery nor the engine keeping it running.
However I was wondering about Colin Creevey's camera, which would have had a flash capacitor in it. He hardly seemed to have the magical know-how to provide a magical alternative, and it wasn't until a ways into the book that he figured out that he could make his polaroids move.
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Muggles 10 comments
aphelion · 3 weeks ago
Unless I'm mistaken, magic fuckery only affects electronic devices. This only happens in places where there is a high amount of "magic in the air" although given that the ministry of magic is in the dead center of London, I would assume they can do something to control that, they just don't bother in remote places like Hogwarts.
Regardless, mechanics, clockwork, hydraulics, etc, should all work within Hogwarts. They do have clocks, after all.
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Winged hussars want to know your location 29 comments
aphelion · 4 weeks ago
Coming down they turned the tide
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Then it’s ruined 3 comments
aphelion · 4 weeks ago
Tavern Crawl - Twisted Taverns
Winged hussars want to know your location 29 comments
aphelion · 4 weeks ago
Coming down the mountainside
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Winged hussars want to know your location 29 comments
aphelion · 4 weeks ago
And a race against time
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Winged hussars want to know your location 29 comments
aphelion · 4 weeks ago
Desperation
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Winged hussars want to know your location 29 comments
aphelion · 4 weeks ago
Plant the charges there and watch the city fear
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Winged hussars want to know your location 29 comments
aphelion · 4 weeks ago
Trenches to explosive halls
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Winged hussars want to know your location 29 comments
aphelion · 4 weeks ago
and as the dead are piling high
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Winged hussars want to know your location 29 comments
aphelion · 4 weeks ago
Coming down they turned the tide
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Winged hussars want to know your location 29 comments
aphelion · 4 weeks ago
Coming down the mountainside
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Winged hussars want to know your location 29 comments
aphelion · 4 weeks ago
And the battle's begun
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Winged hussars want to know your location 29 comments
aphelion · 4 weeks ago
Dedication, dedication
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Winged hussars want to know your location 29 comments
aphelion · 4 weeks ago
wounded soldiers left to die
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Winged hussars want to know your location 29 comments
aphelion · 4 weeks ago
60 days of siege, outnumbered and weak
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Winged hussars want to know your location 29 comments
aphelion · 4 weeks ago
A cry for help in time of need
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Dag 3 comments
aphelion · 4 weeks ago
I serve the Soviet Breakfast.
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