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Coronavirus chart 1 comments
aphelion · 8 hours ago
Turns out it was the Neurax Worm all along.
Beware the tit 4 comments
aphelion · 3 days ago
My cat is also great at catching mice and other small creatures, but he is sadly awful at killing them. He catches them outside, then just walks back into the house and plops them down in the middle of the living room and wanders off to take a nap while they scurry off to hide somewhere.
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When you hire an engineer as your graphic designer 6 comments
aphelion · 1 week ago
Are they good quality?
I'm waiting 5 comments
aphelion · 1 week ago
^
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Please people 3 comments
aphelion · 1 week ago
Somewhere.
You can tell who kept everyone else awake at night 2 comments
aphelion · 1 week ago
Yes! T'was I!
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Carrots of mass destruction 7 comments
aphelion · 1 week ago
Well ACKshually...
Mythology is fun 6 comments
aphelion · 2 weeks ago
In Riordan's canon, aren't they all the same?
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Great job 9 comments
aphelion · 2 weeks ago
If it was in a bar fight it's more likely he was punched in the head, or knocked over and cracked his head on a hard surface killing him rather quickly via brain injury.
Then again, it's also possible he was just straight up stabbed by a knife or broken glass/bottle which would have been quite painful as it's a rather slow way to die compared to the other. Unless it was in a vital area like the neck or straight in the heart it would likely take enough time for the adrenaline to die down and make him astutely aware of his situation.
Hotdog, in memoriam 2 comments
aphelion · 2 weeks ago
As is the growl of my stomach.
Nice bro 1 comments
aphelion · 2 weeks ago
I feel attacked.
Men vs women 3 comments
aphelion · 3 weeks ago
I think it's the emotional reaction, but I haven't much more clue than you.
This complicates things 3 comments
aphelion · 3 weeks ago
This DOES complicate things.
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explain 13 comments
aphelion · 4 weeks ago
They may have dated, but Shaggy shagged Scoob while Fred made love to his Right Hand man.
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aphelion · 4 weeks ago
You're right, this is a very complex issue that unfortunately doesn't have a "right" answer. In the end I believe it comes down to marketing: "Would you get in a car that values your life less than that of others?"
An interesting moral debate could be whether to include an option to value the lives of passengers or pedestrians more, but ignoring the RND required to add two separate AIs to all vehicles, the argument would likely be just as long .
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Pretending? 5 comments
aphelion · 4 weeks ago
youtu dot be/A8bWP269x00?t=182
Timestamped link to see it in action.
WTF.
Let's do this;) 13 comments
aphelion · 4 weeks ago
Bella gerant alii, tu felix Austria nube.
I still don't get it 4 comments
aphelion · 4 weeks ago
I feel attacked.
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Let's do this;) 13 comments
aphelion · 5 weeks ago
Didn't Australia try that in the mid 1900s?
I'm pretty sure it didn't go all that well.
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Bet you didn't know this 4 comments
aphelion · 5 weeks ago
Clifford the Curiosity Rover
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Scrub 4 comments
aphelion · 5 weeks ago
Me: Dies.
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ACTUAL information, by a med student with 3+ years of working extra at an infectious 4 comments
aphelion · 5 weeks ago
I concur; where does one acquire a Pitta mask?
A Bee's Life 7 comments
aphelion · 6 weeks ago
Yeeting corpses
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Elbow-drop the planet. 1 comments
aphelion · 6 weeks ago
But did it work?
Gandalf the fck 18 comments
aphelion · 7 weeks ago
As Gandalf flies off the tower with the eagle, Saurman mutters a quiet "Fuck".
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