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Bouncy square impossible 4 comments
aphelion · 3 weeks ago
This is from The Elements by Theodore Gray; one of the best science books of all time.
It goes through the history, primary uses, and random facts of every element on the table (at the time of publishing) in an easily comprehensible to a layperson way, and has many hilarious quotes.
Also every single photo of an element (or use of that element) is take from the author's personal collection.
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Chirping vanilla pleased 1 comments
aphelion · 6 weeks ago
Celsius users: choose how you want to die.
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Receptive delicious deadpan 1 comments
aphelion · 6 weeks ago
They were not, in fact, ready.
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Now you know 10 comments
aphelion · 6 weeks ago
Justin Bieber
Innate psychotic grieving 2 comments
aphelion · 7 weeks ago
Nothing quite like a sense of pride an accomplishment to keep you grinding!
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None can tame me! 2 comments
aphelion · 21 weeks ago
• makes you sound toxic and undatable
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Maybe not the best spot to pause 3 comments
aphelion · 25 weeks ago
Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you
He is the way to the future 1 comments
aphelion · 41 weeks ago
This guy would be 54 years old now; either the sheer force of meme is rejuvenating him, or that's not him in the pic.
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I thought I doing OK, but this floored me just now... 2 comments
aphelion · 43 weeks ago
That car almost hit me.
I almost went bankrupt.
I almost forgot to set my alarm.
Works both ways :/
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The Fr*nch and their weird pronunciation 4 comments
aphelion · 46 weeks ago
Firstly, how??
Secondly, FS says this post is 1 day old, yet both the comments say 2 days old. What?
· Edited 45 weeks ago
"There is another" 6 comments
aphelion · 47 weeks ago
Cock & Ball Torture
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Lik if u cri erritiem 2 comments
aphelion · 48 weeks ago
And it may be your last...
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I. Like. Booty 2 comments
aphelion · 1 year ago
I'm trying to take pictures of spiderman, but i'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the menace!
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Aaaaaww .. 1 comments
aphelion · 1 year ago
Dog version of not being able to walk right after a date went very well.
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Three separate hobbies 3 comments
aphelion · 1 year ago
"To Be Read" perhaps?
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Power might corrupt 3 comments
aphelion · 1 year ago
When I send an email, it auto sorts receivers alphabetically. Can they get mad at each other's names?
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That's the right choice 3 comments
aphelion · 1 year ago
Unless you spent upwards of $100,000 on an IMAX camera to film your wedding, the footage would actually look kinda mediocre on an IMAX screen. Would be a waste of a good opportunity to watch the 1999 cinematic masterpiece, The Mummy with Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz, which wasn't filmed on IMAX either, but it would still be an opportunity to watch the 1999 cinematic masterpiece, The Mummy with Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz, which only someone who hasn't seen the 1999 cinematic masterpiece, The Mummy with Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz would pass up.
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Takes a min to get it 2 comments
aphelion · 1 year ago
boi's got some nice legs
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Remarkable lady 3 comments
aphelion · 1 year ago
There's an excellent song about her called Majesty by Ben Moon/Veela.
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Wholesome 3 comments
aphelion · 1 year ago
The Paarthurnax Dilemma
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Classic 3 comments
aphelion · 1 year ago
Everytime he told someone he's a vegetarian, the sheer spite of going against the status quo extended his life by a day.
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Rock heart for you 1 comments
aphelion · 1 year ago
Broke Rock Mountain
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Making a meme out of every history lecture I attend - Lecture 1: Introduction 4 comments
aphelion · 1 year ago
We're not even a quarter of the way through this one, still got plenty of time to make a new record!
· Edited 1 year ago
Grow up 2 comments
aphelion · 1 year ago
LPT: Can't afford caviar? Blow someone instead!
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You dare challenge megamind?!!!! 2 comments
aphelion · 1 year ago
Oh yeah? What's the difference?