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Yellow is the new pink 1 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Mauve.
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Ooooooo _ the face she makes 7 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Apparently it is, according to google.
Ooooooo _ the face she makes 7 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
She looks a lot like Ivanka Trump.
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Them hoes ain't loyal 8 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Grinding cocaine.
Those penguins are shifty...
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Oops 7 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
That's a really good cover up.
For her.
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Goodnight everyone! 6 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Most I've got is 18. I'd probably be proud of it if it wasn't after 40+ hours without sleep, 30 of which were spent ceaselessly hurling.
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Science joke 1 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
The bartender says: "We don't serve faster than light particles in here."
A tachyon walks into the bar.
Flanders 4 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Who the hell spreads jam like that?!
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Cuttlefish hypnosis 8 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
It is your primary directive to swim closer to that beautiful creature... Swim closer... Swim closer now... It looks so friendly... Do not resist... Don't struggle... Go closer
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Who designed ???? 12 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Capitalism HO!
Just a normal day in russia 4 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Once?
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Mozart's Handwriting vs Beethoven's Handwriting 6 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Beethoven, seriously dude...
https://i.imgur.com/1lgpMVP.jpg
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Little guy's got game 2 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Dinner is served.
Modern day cult 7 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
They left out the best part. From the same article:
"Or maybe they found this oddly aggressive, mindless and exuberant exercise in group-think too reminiscent of other rallies....like one that occurred in Nuremberg several decades earlier."
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Stupid ads 2 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
As long as it's nothing weird, ads for things you don't want seem less like teasing at least.
He did the right thing 4 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
It's a cockroach...
No chance.
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He has a copilot so it's fine 2 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Don't worry, nothing to see here.
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It begins 4 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
"Alexa, stop it!"
"heheheh"
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He's a bird 4 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
He's gonna regret it when his feet slip.
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Stan Lee Reveals He's Fighting Pneumonia at Age 95 5 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
One day we'll be in a marvel movie sitting there as something doesn't feel right and as the credits start to roll we'll know what it is.
It will flash upon screen and our hearts will break: "in loving memory of Stan Lee"
There was no cameo in that movie and there never will be again.
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That cops name? Albert Copstein 8 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
I was the 18-wheeler they T-boned.
Say no more 16 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Itward's weird brother.
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It's a real person 2 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
You want to make a bonus?
This HD picture of Pluto 2 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Stupidly high def version: https://i.imgur.com/n3ff4bX.jpg