Aphelion

aphelion


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aphelion · 6 years ago
Animorphs...
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Tom Holland is Hades 24 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Snooki as Athena
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Well then 12 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
How bored are you to correct someone's spelling of "bored."
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Me when someone says there's free food 12 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Shhh. The title is original, that's good enough.
Santa wrapped them 6 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Within Marvel, he's the most powerful mutant ever logged.
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*chugging heavy metal riff* 11 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Necrophilia.
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Re-Entry (Spooky Story) 3 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
After all these stories of yours I've read, I just realized your name is "Mr. Hat Man 1" and not "Manhattan".
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Photos around the globe 3 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
If you consider spy satellites, some areas should be way brighter.
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Kanye West is faithful 14 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
All that chivalry has to go somewhere. It's just a shame there's nothing left for anyone else.
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53 cents 4 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
At my school it's 50c PER PAGE.
I want to go to their school.
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Manos 1 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
I've heard 3 of them used as euphemisms before, and the outlier is not number 4.
f*ck it 2 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
I've seen this before and it remains one of my all time favorite posts.
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The Austin Aquarium has mermaids 4 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
I think she broke her tail...
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New awesome way of public transportation 3 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
WeeeEWeeeEWeeeEWeeeEWeeeEWeeeEWeeeE...
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Sayori, you were an angel too good for this world. 7 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
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Avenger meme 7 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Holy hell, you're right
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Avenger meme 7 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Perfect.
The sheer size of a saltwater crocodile 8 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Archer, season 5.
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The sheer size of a saltwater crocodile 8 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Gee, I don't know, Cyril. Maybe deep down I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, the bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hoofs.
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I do this, don't see the specific item I want, then f*ck off to try again at 6 tomorrow. 3 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
If you're on PC, you can noclip (command: TCL) through the floor to the vendor chest, and just add 10k gold to it (command: player.additem 0000000f 10000).
The command adds it to your inventory, then you put it in his chest. If you then sell your items to him, and get the non cheaty amount of cash and can have a "clear" conscience.
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Satan 2 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Good to know I'll be keeping him company.
Stop Clickbait is back 8 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
In a similar manor, the subreddit "r/savedyouaclick" is really good.
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