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aphelion


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Everyone needs to speak 8 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Depends on the language. I know a passable amount of elvish and that's never come up irl before.
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That pain.. 8 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
He just gave up.
well ;_; 2 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Tickets ARE expensive, even if kids do get a discount.
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Pangolins 6 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Oh hi Dr. Alphys.
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How embarrassing 4 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Nah, if she was a cat person she would have just ignored him.
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You don't want to mess with him 5 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Rocket Propelled Grenade.
Long range boom stick.
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Think Before You Speak 16 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
haha, not that.
There's a youtuber called Teal Deer who uses tl;dr as an abbreviation.
His logo is a blue (teal) deer.
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Think Before You Speak 16 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
tl;dr?
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School nickname 18 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Zooey Deschanel is awesome.
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I wonder what happens when they spot a squirrel 5 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
@title, To Infinity and Beyond!
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Alcohol self-intoxication 7 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
That's my excuse and I'm sticking with it.
Lobsters 14 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
10:57
"Get up and brush your teeth."
Most realistic part of this.
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Actual resume 3 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Idk
Lucifer is too hot for church 5 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Hah! Ga-
Wait...
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Inflation in Zimbabwe 10 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Oooh, a penny!
A 3000 year old pair of pants 9 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Probably frozen in ice, they don't look all that warm though.
sad 2 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Exactly, but "Crowd sourced steering" doesn't sound as good as "Self driving."
Wifi talk 3 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
BRB, changing wi-fi to "Winternet is Coming."
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Multi purpose 11 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Time to go fuck a cactus.
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Could be 7 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
HERESY
He's alive! ...again. 1 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Archimedes?
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Flat earth memes 12 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
"Fandom"
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