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aphelion


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Well, he's not wrong 71 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Very... versatile. Able to get into some hard to reach places. All at once.
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Well, he's not wrong 71 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Slimy and weird. Fascinating tubes though. and phenomenal dexterity.
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Well, he's not wrong 71 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Like hugging a big fluffy pillow.
With tusks.
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Well, he's not wrong 71 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
They get a merit from their height alone. And that jaw.
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Well, he's not wrong 71 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Well the quad thing is intriguing. I wonder what the women have...
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Well, he's not wrong 71 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Salarians are bae.
And don't even get me started on Turians.
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Something many are guilty off 4 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Was it the 7th of November, 1987?
Was it the 11th of July, 1987?
Was it at a 7-Eleven in 1987?
Who else does this? 2 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
I have a song that's 14 minutes long that I do this with all the time. It's a really good song, but my attention span is shite.
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Sun is everywhere 4 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Might have been a reflection from a nearby car or something.
Just sayin 18 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Film Theory on the purge apparently coming in the next week. Maybe it will shed some light on people's actions.
(Not sponsored)
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What happe 15 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Very funny guys, everyone doing the same jo
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Sherlock and Watson 5 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
You're not funny.
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"I could easily kill u in 10 different moves!""yeah?I only got 1 4 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Never bring a knife to a pole arm fight
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I'm so sorry 1 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
You know, there are times when having a pet tiger comes in handy.
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I loved this game so much 2 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Do an aileron roll!
Harold is a smart man 8 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
There's an alternate version of this where a Russian woman is buried in spring and is found in winter. I can't find the joke right now but it basically ends by saying: "The ground is frozen, can't dig you up. You must wait for summer." And she is true Soviet, and wait for summer.
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Often unrecognized in his sons success, Bill Gates sr, now 92 6 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
How do you know when your son has eclipsed you?
When you're known has "Sr' rather than him being known as "Jr."
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Moments like this is why I love video games 6 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
The game IS stil in alpha, so we can hope that they'll improve on it significantly by full release. Despite the pretty poor standard for games that release in alpha, Subnautica proved it is possible.
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Perhaps today I will not swim 2 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Story of this site.
Shh, we all love it.
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Moments like this is why I love video games 6 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Jokes aside, that game has the best water I've ever seen in a video game.
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The Absolute Unit 4 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
The Phenomenal Beef
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2500 years of naval history in one photo, a modern Greek frigate, and its ancient 1 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
-20 Influence: They are afraid of your military might.
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WH trolling press 10 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Nice
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Watch your step, or you might walk right into something 13 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Sexist even
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Enough 4 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Friend of mine ate a flake of raw uranium as a kid (<5 years old) and he was mostly fine. Definitely didn't do wonders for his diet.
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