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Canadian nightmare 8 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Choo Choo Motherfuka
*vomits in goose* 13 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze
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*vomits in goose* 13 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Shenandoah River
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*vomits in goose* 13 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
West Virginia
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Time to move 30 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
55.9% at absolute most, averaging 30.9% including varying municipal and 8% income.
But at least they actually do something for the people with the money.
· Edited 5 years ago
Farting in minus 30 temps 12 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Preposterous, they must have done it themselves.
Swearing words from Britain are such a beautiful language 9 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
The "stay" result of that vote was largely dependant on the hassle rejoining the EU would have been if Scotland had left Britain. Then England just went and pulled the rug out from under them.
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Scientist found a way to erase memories 5 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
And now they don't remember where the drain pipe is.
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Any advice ? 8 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Press the temple and perineum simultaneously.
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Tattoos 4 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
"0-10-0" friendo? That's 0-10-100 right there.
Australian reindeer 9 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Ute = Pickup Truck
Singlet = Tank Top
Thongs = Flip Flops (Shoes)
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This is important 2 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Most of these are in a situation where they're about to be eaten. One of them is literally on a spoon.
Sounds accurate 5 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Looks like they're about to perform a duet of Chum Drum Bedrum.

https://assets.audiomack.com/ocampo-1/weird-russian-singer-chum-drum-bedrum-275-275-1539919744.jpg
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You touch it, they feel it 2 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
More likely it was just a decomposing body part falling on the bracelet. Or a small creature, such as a rat or mole, burrowing into the coffin.
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Trust no one 24 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Destiny is calling me
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Trust no one 24 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Choking on your alibis
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Trust no one 24 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
And taking control
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Navy tactics 4 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
"An interesting fact, the navy has really good quality control and they do it in an interesting way for submarines.
Submarines have some really difficult welds and all welds require very careful attention to procedure like changing out unused rods every hour or else the welds will fail. To insure quality, the first dive on the submarine takes is an extra deep dive that goes deeper than it’s meant to go. It’s for mechanical stress relief of the welds but also they take along all the heads of the shipyard and the Quality control personnel like chief inspectors aboard also because if it fails, this is where it’s gonna fail."
Original: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryGfys/comments/a7dfg8/rollout_of_the_uss_delaware_ssn_791/ec28drv/
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Who else agrees 20 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
John Rzeznik may not have done much solo work afterwards, but he did go on to be the lead singer in a band called the Goo Goo Dolls, and they make some very similar music to what he did before.
I'm Still Here is still the greatest though.
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This girl described my life 3 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Yeah, but she seems to have it figured out.
My favorite laptop case 10 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
@Benelenium Look familiar?
Systems 3 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
Celsius and Fahrenheit have a truce at -40, Kelvin is still a wildcard.
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Fat kitty cat 13 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
That cat is "O Lawd He Comin"
Here's the chart for reference: https://i.imgur.com/SrtYVIr.jpg
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Rookie move Slagathor 2 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
"...If you need anything, feel free to bother Dorian."
I am sure they do 7 comments
aphelion · 6 years ago
While what you say is true for many other reasons, this post predates Trump by a LONG time.
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