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Seems hard now but it gets wetter 3 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
That might be slightly funny, in an ironical way, if "death" meant anything at all. [ a heads-up: in this body, cells have been "dying" for approximately 29 THOUSAND days, or thereabouts. ]
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You will die in 3 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Just try and do that while in the same room as her.

See what happens.
A gift from Hurricane Irma 6 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Sorry, this is unrelated to the post, but why does my FS say the post was "A moment ago" but the comments say "9/10 hours ago"?
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You tell 'em, Kenny! 14 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
So I found the article:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/pablovaldivia/we-need-to-talk-about-cargo-shorts
And the only thing I can make out from it is that someone's salty that cargo extra pockets.
Seriously, "A Lack of Pockets" seems to be the only common trait among all the alternatives presented by the article (most of which do nothing to look any better anyway).
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What a tough choice 37 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Ladies man 4 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
In for a penny, in for a pound.


If ya know what I mean.
Can you name another? 6 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Commander Rourke in Atlantis was willing to let an entire advanced and undiscovered civilization, and people he's worked with for years die because he wanted some money.
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Drained 1 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
This heart has been decellularized, leaving only the connective tissue which can be used in artificial organ and tissue regeneration. ~u/Gerbenstoffels
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Oh.. Ohhhhhh 37 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Inb4 you get an anti tank rocket in the chest.
Horse meets stuffed horse 4 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
I don't care how "cute" this is meant to be, the grainy, dark, looming figure with the glowing eye is bloody terrifying.
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Still a rookie number 3 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
But email has only existed for about 30...
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Forth wall break 3 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
How in blazes is he drawing such fine lines with that brush?
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This art 3 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
My dumbass thought daenerys was elsa and was trying to figure out who the other Disney characters were on the right,
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Fly as f**k 4 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
When you're at the "wee" age of getting your first bank account, 40 quid is a not insignificant fortune.
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This photo I took of a fire 11 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Is turning me to sin
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This photo I took of a fire 11 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Like fire
Hell fire
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Package delivered, boss! 12 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
You in Europe? I've seen plenty like that in Germany and Austria, but barely ever overseas.
That’s a REALLY good question 5 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Thumb, Thumb, Toe, Toe, Dick.
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who is we???? 4 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Found the human.
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I trust you 4 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
If he slaps anything the only thing I'll be doing is a eulogy.
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Illegal learned fluttering Chimpanzee 5 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
That's him in the entire film.
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Illegal learned fluttering Chimpanzee 5 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago 2 · Edited 4 years ago
Gamers! It is time! 11 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
I'd say it's more likely some stuff ate at it after it died. But yeah, it likely froze to death in that position.
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Love is love 9 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
They died doing what they loved.
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Australian Child walking to school in 1937 (Colorized) 12 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
This is misleading and dangerous.
Teaching kids that spiders like this have the faintest chance of being taken down by a sword will give kids bad habits that will lead to someone getting hurt or dying. Preparing kids to get into situations like this will give them a false conception of their ability to get anywhere near this close before the spider has a chance to say g'day. This is a waste of education that will foolishly embolden kids when they should instead be attending the government funded Heavy Ordinance, Incineration, and Artillery(tm) classes at their local community center or library.
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