If you die after sitting somewhere while completely conscious for 18-24 hours, you had to have had some other preexisting condition. If not, I strongly discourage international travel.

"Do you guys wanna be your own boss,work from home, and choose you're own hours? Boy do I have the business venture for you! If I could just have 20 minutes of your time..."

Oh my god.
He's an Elcor.

Or high scores.

Shh! Stop complaining about the square burger, it's 21% more burger per burger compared to a circle!

I enjoy YYYY/MM/DD as it's the least ambiguous and can be worked into programming really easily.

I accidentally had a bomb in my pocket once. I had been overseas for new years and we'd been messing around with fireworks. Since they were only allowed to be fired the night of new years, the day after I was tinkering with the leftovers, mostly strings of firecrackers.
I'd disassembled a few 10s of them and extracted the gunpowder which I was lighting for some cool flashes, but was interrupted before finishing all of it off so I packed some of it into a small packet and put it in my pocket.
A few days later at the airport I realised during the "What if I accidentally have a bomb in my bag" period "Shit, I accidentally have a bomb in my pocket." Managed to make it halfway around the world, through 3 security gates without anyone noticing in possibly the only trip where I've not been selected for a random inspection. Set it all off at once back at home for a nice loud pop.

Turns out it was the Neurax Worm all along.

Yes! T'was I!