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Latin is neat 3 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Dominatrix was my favourite kids show!
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Check her browser history 3 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Which is really just adding insult to injury for poor Logain.
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Asked to modernize Teddy Roosevelt after my last post...This was a labor of love 6 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
I'd vote for him, although I am terrified of what he'd do to me if I did.
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If the purge was real 11 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
This is an Ikea bed, and is so much more practical than it looks. There are some springs and shit near the head of the bed which makes it really easy to lift from the back. And the amount of space underneath is plenty for 2-3 people to hide in at once.
The thing isn't all that easy to put together however.
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This bulb design 6 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
"Not that impressive"
Have YOU tried perfectly balancing magnets to the point you achieve pure magnetic levitation? Just balancing the magnets is hard enough, let alone forming it into a consumer product, let alone having it be so stable it can support the variable weight from placing objects or hands on top of the bulb.
This mechanism behind it is simple, but the execution is very much not.
Honestly the only unimpressive part is how inefficient it would be for a light bulb due to losses from the wireless power coil. Assuming it uses one and isn't battery powered, which would also be a downside.
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Undercover mermaids 2 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Pre 1800s manufacturing < post 1800s manufacturing.
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What..Is...Pay?? 14 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Millennials also overwhelmingly live in cities and small apartments (and are thus killing the "family home" industry) so they're not doing that either.
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Tried some sex dice 9 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Are you ready for some sexy time?
"Go have dinner"
Hell yeah!
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Sam 1 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
*Tosses Sam into the fire*
"One more degree, I'll be the farthest away from body temperature I've ever been."
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Moon's Haunted 1 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Neil kinda sus.
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The Cave at night is big and bright also at night 8 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
The second one's doing it for me.
I think it's the shadows being inside the "sockets."
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Clop clop motherf*cker 4 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!
It’s that time again. f*ck 4 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Yes, but no.
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Let's fokus om something else 5 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
What are these colours?
It should be green, blue, red, based on the legality.
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Unprocessed Jello 1 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
A CPU is just a rock we electrocuted until it was tricked into thinking.
Like father like son.
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It is 2 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
No homo but that sounds about right.
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It's teaching him! 2 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
You think that tuition is free? Nah bro, you pay it in hip bones.
Flacon Heavy’s 27 Merlins 6 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Starship is set to have 41 Raptor engines. It's going to be glorious.
Where do I sign up ? 13 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
\[T]/
Saw this in farmer's market today 3 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Stephen Hawking tried throwing a party for time travelers by setting up a big party and only inviting people after the fact.
It was a sad party.
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Never apologize 7 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Inevitably, no matter the context, when lamas with hats is shown:
Caaaarrrrrrlllllll





sobs
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I agree with the old man that is bullshit 10 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Just a heads up, you don't actually need a QR scanner. As long as the OS on your phone is recent within a couple years, you should just be able to point your camera app at the code and receive a prompt.
How Much OwO Can You Handle? 5 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
senzawa and dakooters are the greatest cringe meme channels to grace this mortal coil.
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Four little goblins 2 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
One little goblin shook up the ground.
His arms raised high came a guttural sound.
To the dark lord his friends souls did he arraign:
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Wigglebooty.Dll not found 1 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Ahh, I see you're using an outdated runtime.
Please uninstall and replace with posteriorgyration.exe for improved results.
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