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Waiting for food 2 comments
aphelion · 10 weeks ago
r/IllegallySmolCats
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Tarry misty Chamois 3 comments
aphelion · 10 weeks ago
Tom has a bad habit of blabbing spoilers during pre release interviews and stuff. They want him for his acting, but they also need him to do press so they make sure he has as little info about the movie as possible, and usually another cast member (often Cucumberpatch) as a "retainer" whenever he has to answer questions.
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Pastoral lovely Ram 3 comments
aphelion · 10 weeks ago
Snipping Tool is getting semi-depreciated on newer version of windows. It will no longer be accessible via a program, but instead the key combo: start+shift+s
Richard Ayoade is a worldwide treasure 7 comments
aphelion · 10 weeks ago
i do :(
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What happens in Space doesn't Stay in Space 4 comments
aphelion · 11 weeks ago
I ended up spaced.
Well, you look good. Ah, the benefits of a redundant nervous system!
Yeah, humans don't have that.
Oh. That must have been painful.
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Respectable but no 6 comments
aphelion · 11 weeks ago
You really don't need to ask Geralt to whip his dick out any more than you do Zeus.
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Not to worry; we are still flying half a tank 4 comments
aphelion · 11 weeks ago
Laughs in kettenkrad.
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Be careful out there 4 comments
aphelion · 11 weeks ago
Correlation != Causation
Accurately, one would say: "Receiving a vaccine correlates to an eventual death."
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It's the truth we'll admit as a whole 4 comments
aphelion · 11 weeks ago
The crop tool is a collective hallucination.
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Wiggling at a Waterbottle 3 comments
aphelion · 12 weeks ago
Succ teh Birb
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TW Political meme! 14 comments
aphelion · 12 weeks ago
It's in both Amazon and Apple's interests to encourage competition to Twitter, and yet both of them have taken it down. This has nothing to do with competition, this has to do with not wanting to be seen supporting an app known to have been used to commit wide scale sedition.
Still hot so 4 comments
aphelion · 12 weeks ago
Memento Mori
Unus Annus
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How does it not help 3 comments
aphelion · 13 weeks ago
The more you put in above a cap it'll smell less like cookies and more like the pillsbury dough boys butthole.
And be astutely aware of the difference in the words "cap" and "cup."
Lock-picking lawyer 7 comments
aphelion · 13 weeks ago
His videos are fantastic, but the comments section are half the fun. Everybody just tearing the lock a new one is some of the most consistently funny shit on YouTube. Look up "[374] Battalion 1XRV6 Padlock - The Lock That Would Not Stay Closed!" and read the comments on that one.
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This is how it happened! 10 comments
aphelion · 13 weeks ago
"Ongoing" is different from "incomplete." Season 2 recently ended and the comic is on hiatus, but we have no way of knowing how many more seasons there will be to it, and it could be years until the author completes it and moves on to another project.
Some webcomics run for literally decades, so one may as well just recommend it when one has the chance.
Were it something that actually were incomplete and no longer ongoing, aka abandoned, then that still shouldn't disqualify it from a recommendation if what we have is good quality. Although not including and abandoned warning would be not a nice thing to do,
This is how it happened! 10 comments
aphelion · 13 weeks ago
That comic has some of the funniest reaction shots (panels?) on webtoon.
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Internet has ruined me. 3 comments
aphelion · 13 weeks ago
what are you doing step borgs
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Latin is neat 3 comments
aphelion · 13 weeks ago
Dominatrix was my favourite kids show!
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Check her browser history 3 comments
aphelion · 14 weeks ago
Which is really just adding insult to injury for poor Logain.
Asked to modernize Teddy Roosevelt after my last post...This was a labor of love 6 comments
aphelion · 15 weeks ago
I'd vote for him, although I am terrified of what he'd do to me if I did.
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If the purge was real 11 comments
aphelion · 15 weeks ago
This is an Ikea bed, and is so much more practical than it looks. There are some springs and shit near the head of the bed which makes it really easy to lift from the back. And the amount of space underneath is plenty for 2-3 people to hide in at once.
The thing isn't all that easy to put together however.
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This bulb design 6 comments
aphelion · 16 weeks ago
"Not that impressive"
Have YOU tried perfectly balancing magnets to the point you achieve pure magnetic levitation? Just balancing the magnets is hard enough, let alone forming it into a consumer product, let alone having it be so stable it can support the variable weight from placing objects or hands on top of the bulb.
This mechanism behind it is simple, but the execution is very much not.
Honestly the only unimpressive part is how inefficient it would be for a light bulb due to losses from the wireless power coil. Assuming it uses one and isn't battery powered, which would also be a downside.
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Undercover mermaids 2 comments
aphelion · 17 weeks ago
Pre 1800s manufacturing < post 1800s manufacturing.
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What..Is...Pay?? 14 comments
aphelion · 17 weeks ago
Millennials also overwhelmingly live in cities and small apartments (and are thus killing the "family home" industry) so they're not doing that either.
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Tried some sex dice 9 comments
aphelion · 17 weeks ago
Are you ready for some sexy time?
"Go have dinner"
Hell yeah!
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