Sigmus maximus 5 comments
aphelion
· 1 year ago
If you go by what Know Your Meme says, it's unlikely that he is real, and is more likely an amalgamation of other body builders and models edited together.
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Romanum imperium 2 comments
aphelion
· 1 year ago
"Rome wasn't built in a day"
"But that one was built in a night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
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"But that one was built in a night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
Haha you are being detained 1 comments
aphelion
· 1 year ago
The guy on the right looks like if Markiplier and Jacksepticeye had a kid.
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But it is not this day 1 comments
The Domestication of Animals, 13 comments
aphelion
· 1 year ago
Two to the left here, or swap the horse and the hare. Or don't, I'll eat the horse to get to the hare if I must.
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Absolut Legend 4 comments
aphelion
· 2 years ago
As a wise man once said:
"God himself could come down from heaven and tell me it's pronounced "jif" and I'd just say "sure thing, whatever you say Jod " and then walk backwards into hell."
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"God himself could come down from heaven and tell me it's pronounced "jif" and I'd just say "sure thing, whatever you say Jod " and then walk backwards into hell."
War crimes *ticks list* 6 comments
Union of Soviet Starving Republicans 8 comments
aphelion
· 2 years ago
I wonder what came first; the association between red and gold, and hunger, or the prominent use of those colors in food advertising.
This could be tested by running the "which colors are associated with hunger" test on a population who has never been introduced to any marketing that uses those colors, but finding those kinds of people must be pretty difficult at this point.
This could be tested by running the "which colors are associated with hunger" test on a population who has never been introduced to any marketing that uses those colors, but finding those kinds of people must be pretty difficult at this point.
When Mr steal-yo-gf is hustling your girl 7 comments
aphelion
· 2 years ago
5 hours to travel the distance.
5 months to retrofit the train to successfully travel 360 km on a *road*.
5 years to fix the potholes it causes in the road after it's passed.
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5 months to retrofit the train to successfully travel 360 km on a *road*.
5 years to fix the potholes it causes in the road after it's passed.
Australian army in the European theater of WWII 12 comments
aphelion
· 2 years ago
It's a slow as balls, basically invulnerable, 152 mm howitzer, running on treads and dreams.
It was designed to be a a strategic bunker buster, traveling along with a pack of faster KV-1s, but in practice its tectonic speed led to it being quickly decommissioned as the Germans just kept incidentally outmaneuvering them and either capturing them, or destroying them with point blank (in some cases literally) artillery fire.
For the record, at the time, 152mm barrels were normally only seen on naval ships and the occasional "fuck-everything-WAY-over-there" artillery piece.
They have a range of other issues, such as their gun being so heavy it could only actually be rotated while the entire tank was on level ground because the rotor couldn't actually LIFT it up its own bearing, but despite that there's an entire generation of people who crap themselves when they see its iconic profile after being conditioned to fear it from way too many war thunder tank battles.
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It was designed to be a a strategic bunker buster, traveling along with a pack of faster KV-1s, but in practice its tectonic speed led to it being quickly decommissioned as the Germans just kept incidentally outmaneuvering them and either capturing them, or destroying them with point blank (in some cases literally) artillery fire.
For the record, at the time, 152mm barrels were normally only seen on naval ships and the occasional "fuck-everything-WAY-over-there" artillery piece.
They have a range of other issues, such as their gun being so heavy it could only actually be rotated while the entire tank was on level ground because the rotor couldn't actually LIFT it up its own bearing, but despite that there's an entire generation of people who crap themselves when they see its iconic profile after being conditioned to fear it from way too many war thunder tank battles.
Australian army in the European theater of WWII 12 comments
Food, how do they work? 9 comments
Warcraft 3 deforged :( 1 comments
aphelion
· 2 years ago
My poor, top range, pc, sobbing trying to run TESIV Oblivion and its 110GB of mods.
Brace yourselves 3 comments
aphelion
· 2 years ago
971,481 Likes, 12,840 Dislikes.
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Photoshop's been the new god around 10 comments
Wait, women can be aggressive too? 4 comments
aphelion
· 2 years ago
Far from a full list, but (according to wikipedia), 1 war was started during Thatcher's term in office (the Falklands War), and a LOT of wars were started during Queen Victoria's term in office (I counted 46, and I have no idea what most of them are).
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Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly, or a RUD, is often the standard way to announce a rocket went pop.
Engine Rich Exhaust is used less officially, but is often used as a way of encompassing a multitude of issues like an incorrect fuel mixture melting internal components, a cooling system failure melting internal components, incorrect material use or manufacturing melting internal components, and plenty of other things that can cause internal components to melt. Fun fact: if a rocket flame suddenly shifts to a bright green, that's a textbook sign of engine rich exhaust! The green is caused by copper entering the exhaust plume which gives a green glow when burned, and typically the only place you'll find copper is the fuel and coolant piping inside the engine, where it is very much supposed to stay (note that a bright green flash when an engine ignites is normal, it's only if an already lit flame turns green)