If you have a max evolution pokemon, then evolving the lower versions of them can give you lots of xp and help you level up. Even if it's just a 12 candy pidgey evolution you still get 600xp from it.

Deathstroke

He made the wrong dish and still didn't get eliminated.

It took four years for the egg to cook?

Perfect time to practice calligraphy

I believe that's called the Napoleon Complex

But can it make fountain pen friendly paper?

Imagine taking pictures of yourself like that then hiding them in your attic for your children to find one day. Then they'll think their great great grandfather looked exactly like their dad.

Well I guess I'm the biggest douchebag now

I think that's me but I don't feel like confirming that

Yeah well at least their cats lay on them. My cat wont even sit next to me. The only time he gets close to me is to eat treats from my hand, then he runs away

I prefer Opera

They have one of those where I live. But it's not a dentist waiting room, it's in a museum, I just can't remember which one

DJ not getting a good SAT score and jeopardizing my entire future.
DJ not finding my passion in life and forever working a job that I loathe and being unhappy for the rest of my life.

The thing is Cornhub is real and not just an April Fools joke

I don't think anyone does

Early 2000s