I've already had the DCU train me, so I'd either go with Iron Man to learn more about tech, or Captain America to learn more about the sexiness of the shoulder-waist ratio of a Dorito.
I feel like Cap would have me up at six every morning and I'm not about that life.
As much as I love the idea of getting wasted every night I don't think Iron Man's 'training' would be right for me...
Deadpool and chimichangas it is!
Batman will give you a green speedo and tell you to draw the gunfire while he beats up the penguin. Superman can't teach me to be superboy so Black Panther
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· 7 years ago
Is he gonna share the secret way of the panther? *cough peds cough*
I'd choose Batman but I don't wanna wear a bright yellow suit at night.
Captain America 100%
As much as I love the idea of getting wasted every night I don't think Iron Man's 'training' would be right for me...
Deadpool and chimichangas it is!
And Slade...and Queen..Supes is okay but he cant train no human
.sooo
Maybeee the hunky Cap or Deadpool :))
...As long as I don't have to be hydra