Spazz

spazz


I'm from Britain, Hertfordshire, I'm 20 y/o and am currently in university. My hobbies are being rarted

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Face Reveal of @Jokur_and_batmon 14 comments
spazz · 9 weeks ago
0/10, expected Jokur-Batmon
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Im halfway there 2 comments
spazz · 11 weeks ago
I'm gonna turn into a cup-a-soup gremlin bc I luckily had a huge multipack but I can't stand the taste of croutons for some reason
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What, you egg? 7 comments
spazz · 11 weeks ago
:D
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What, you egg? 7 comments
spazz · 11 weeks ago
*insert screaming frog*
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I prefer strawberry or vanilla 17 comments
spazz · 11 weeks ago
Cheese was my childhood hero
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What, you egg? 7 comments
spazz · 11 weeks ago
Pls don't stab me
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Our time to shine 3 comments
spazz · 11 weeks ago
You could also learn how to budget for food off them because their sets leave you penniless
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I love these, please comment some of yours 7 comments
spazz · 1 year ago
Why do white people always *shuffles cards* like to greet people?
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go feed a homeless person, or give a friend a hug. idk. do something nice. 13 comments
spazz · 2 years ago
fuck. go eat some lava.
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If you're not paying for a product, you're the product 8 comments
spazz · 2 years ago
I knew Facebook did this shit from day 1. What people should be worried about is how deeply rooted it is, it's not just limited to one social media site, Facebook is branched out everywhere. Heck, even pornsites have a share option. What it does do is create awareness since it's officially outright been said, so there'll be fewer people doing dumb stuff online.
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can confirm 12 comments
spazz · 2 years ago
I got arrested because clenched fists are illegal now
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Alex jones 19 comments
spazz · 2 years ago
the water is turning the frogs gay
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Imagine how handsome you would all be 5 comments
spazz · 2 years ago
or maybe not considering the standards of beauty at that period of time might be drastically different to ours
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Police meme 3 comments
spazz · 2 years ago
When you realise you can tase and choke a jaywalker lmao
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There are seven people on Earth that looks alike 8 comments
spazz · 2 years ago
I want to be put in a pit with the other 6 and we'll fight to the death to determine the stongest
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Teaching Knife defense...With an unruly student 16 comments
spazz · 2 years ago
Slo-mo or not, in the split second he might tackle the dude or something, he might have a knife lodged in his side or even just a deep gash. The point is to minimalise risk to yourself as much as possible.
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This isn't what I ordered at all 5 comments
spazz · 2 years ago
It's better than what you ordered
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Teaching Knife defense...With an unruly student 16 comments
spazz · 2 years ago
well, I mean, he is showing him that the technique has a lot of flaws.
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Me af 8 comments
spazz · 2 years ago
nobody ages there. Ash will forever be a child.
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Traffic is hectic these days 8 comments
spazz · 2 years ago
"Wow, man, this car totally makes up for that crucial and influential part of my life you missed."
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Iguanas swim underwater 17 comments
spazz · 2 years ago
That's wildly inappropriate to do at public pools
Iguanas swim underwater 17 comments
spazz · 2 years ago
I have a tail