Spazz

spazz


I'm from Britain, Hertfordshire, I'm 19 y/o and am currently in university. My hobbies are being rarted

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I love these, please comment some of yours 7 comments
spazz · 1 year ago
Why do white people always *shuffles cards* like to greet people?
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go feed a homeless person, or give a friend a hug. idk. do something nice. 14 comments
spazz · 1 year ago
fuck. go eat some lava.
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If you're not paying for a product, you're the product 8 comments
spazz · 1 year ago
I knew Facebook did this shit from day 1. What people should be worried about is how deeply rooted it is, it's not just limited to one social media site, Facebook is branched out everywhere. Heck, even pornsites have a share option. What it does do is create awareness since it's officially outright been said, so there'll be fewer people doing dumb stuff online.
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can confirm 12 comments
spazz · 1 year ago
I got arrested because clenched fists are illegal now
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Alex jones 19 comments
spazz · 1 year ago
the water is turning the frogs gay
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Imagine how handsome you would all be 5 comments
spazz · 1 year ago
or maybe not considering the standards of beauty at that period of time might be drastically different to ours
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Police meme 3 comments
spazz · 1 year ago
When you realise you can tase and choke a jaywalker lmao
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There are seven people on Earth that looks alike 8 comments
spazz · 1 year ago
I want to be put in a pit with the other 6 and we'll fight to the death to determine the stongest
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Teaching Knife defense...With an unruly student 16 comments
spazz · 1 year ago
Slo-mo or not, in the split second he might tackle the dude or something, he might have a knife lodged in his side or even just a deep gash. The point is to minimalise risk to yourself as much as possible.
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This isn't what I ordered at all 5 comments
spazz · 1 year ago
It's better than what you ordered
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Teaching Knife defense...With an unruly student 16 comments
spazz · 1 year ago
well, I mean, he is showing him that the technique has a lot of flaws.
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Me af 8 comments
spazz · 1 year ago
nobody ages there. Ash will forever be a child.
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Traffic is hectic these days 8 comments
spazz · 1 year ago
"Wow, man, this car totally makes up for that crucial and influential part of my life you missed."
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Iguanas swim underwater 17 comments
spazz · 1 year ago
That's wildly inappropriate to do at public pools
Iguanas swim underwater 17 comments
spazz · 1 year ago
I have a tail
Little monsters 6 comments
spazz · 1 year ago
And then the kid kills you and wears your skin
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Iguanas swim underwater 17 comments
spazz · 1 year ago
I wanna learn to swim like an iguana
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Quick thinking elephant mom protects her calf from a charging lion 5 comments
spazz · 1 year ago
There isn't a thing on the planet that'll fuck with a charging elephant
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She was joking 5 comments
spazz · 1 year ago
And then the entire building clapped
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I'm sad now oof 14 comments
spazz · 1 year ago
Damn man, you've made it
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Does anyone do this? 50 comments
spazz · 1 year ago
I always do this, as if my one body would be enough to stop them getting hit by an out of control car lmfao
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Ice Cream is love 7 comments
spazz · 1 year ago
From the creators of Zombies On A Lake, Zombies On A Lagoon! In theatres near you!
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