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I wish I could change my username but it's done now and there's no going back. #regrettingmyemophase

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PoG(h)o(st) Project #51 - You Are Getting Sleeeepyyyy... 2 comments
illusion666 · 4 days ago
My 13 year old self who named this account is feeling quite pleased with themselves right now lmao
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YOU KNEW WHY WINE BOTTLES ARE 750 ml...? 6 comments
illusion666 · 4 days ago
it gets to a point where there's no point even arguing anymore it's so frustrating
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YOU KNEW WHY WINE BOTTLES ARE 750 ml...? 6 comments
illusion666 · 5 days ago
I work at a bar and once this woman asked for a large (250ml) glass of a shiraz. She watched me open a brand new bottle, measure out 250ml, then pour it into a glass. She tasted it, then said. "Actually I'll just get the bottle" so I was like oh awesome, and I handed across the bottle with the other 500ml in. She stared at me, she stared at the bottle, she stared at her glass, and then said.
"That's not my bottle" and I was like-?? She said "You've poured some more out there's way less in there than there should be. Wine bottles are a litre."
I could explain how I tried to convince her there is 750ml in a bottle, but long story short, I had to get her a fresh bottle and tip the glass i originally poured for her away as wastage.
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Start the paperwork, s. Daily 8 comments
illusion666 · 5 days ago
This is absolutely brilliant.
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I understand brother 4 comments
illusion666 · 5 days ago
I would absolutely sell my friend's soul to bring Dabi to life just to have him probably choke me to death or somet and I think that's where my problems in life began.
Step Up 3 comments
illusion666 · 1 week ago
time to draw this but with hawks from mha
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breh 2 comments
illusion666 · 2 weeks ago
was about to say it's too early to be attacked like this but then i remembered it's nearly 4pm cause i sleep away most of my days
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The man is savage 7 comments
illusion666 · 2 weeks ago
I would cross seas just to have this man as my professor
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I look like spongebreh in real life 7 comments
illusion666 · 3 weeks ago
and this is why pringles will forever be the best crisp
The great America experiment 3 comments
illusion666 · 3 weeks ago
Am i just super dyslexic or was that really hard to read. It's a horrible fact and I hate that's how things are at the moment but like, it took me seven reads to get it.
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But bacon tastes good 4 comments
illusion666 · 3 weeks ago
Wait I'm english and this is a first hearing anything about this- what's happened? I'm totally all for not using a company who have been proven to be discriminatory-
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Tru 5 comments
illusion666 · 4 weeks ago
fresh idiot is me once i've put on a nice outfit and some fit shoes
Short men, tall men, we love them all 33 comments
illusion666 · 4 weeks ago
i am **squints** 48 weeks late but... Captain Levi?? No?? I'll show my weeb ass to the door
Short men, tall men, we love them all 33 comments
illusion666 · 4 weeks ago
i am **squints** 48 weeks late but... Captain Levi?? No?? I'll show my weeb ass to the door
Wisdom 15 comments
illusion666 · 5 weeks ago
I do feel bad for using amazon so i tend to only use it for appliances and very basic things that are made on mass. For things like merchandise and posters and art etc I avoid amazon like the plague and go on sites like etsy where I know I'm supporting an artist or creator who is starting from the bottom
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My first wooden project with epoxy resin 3 comments
illusion666 · 6 weeks ago
my first project looks like shit but i use it everyday so i don't really mind
/polack/ makes a new friend 3 comments
illusion666 · 6 weeks ago
awesome, that is what I like to hear, stand together against hate n all that
/polack/ makes a new friend 3 comments
illusion666 · 7 weeks ago
I'm failing to see the joke in this
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excalibur 5 comments
illusion666 · 7 weeks ago
Using Excalibur in a post about Excalibur... another human of culture I see
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Full two Viper 4 comments
illusion666 · 14 weeks ago
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
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I made some glow in the dark rings. I went for a fire and ice look 2 comments
illusion666 · 15 weeks ago
uSE THE LEFT RING, SHOUTO
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I like that we hate famous people in 2020 4 comments
illusion666 · 15 weeks ago
*looks at the letter from my job saying that they wouldn't be giving us furlough*
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Bro dont fall into the agonizing viet cong death trap bro thats kinda cringe bro 5 comments
illusion666 · 17 weeks ago
i'm getting tomb raider flashbacks rn
30-50 5 comments
illusion666 · 19 weeks ago
my luck would be that i would always get toward the 50 end of the range rather than the 30
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Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die J├Ąger! 11 comments
illusion666 · 19 weeks ago
Someone needs to edit this so that it's this thing eating Eren's mum