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Bro dont fall into the agonizing viet cong death trap bro thats kinda cringe bro 5 comments
illusion666 · 1 week ago
i'm getting tomb raider flashbacks rn
30-50 5 comments
illusion666 · 2 weeks ago
my luck would be that i would always get toward the 50 end of the range rather than the 30
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Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die J├Ąger! 11 comments
illusion666 · 2 weeks ago
Someone needs to edit this so that it's this thing eating Eren's mum
Coming to a town near me, please 6 comments
illusion666 · 4 weeks ago
As a university student there are about 30 instances where I've ordered takeaway either on my way home from work at 3am or to my house after a night out. The latest I've ever ordered something was at 4:30am around about
yes my sleep schedule is very questionable
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Best anime 9 comments
illusion666 · 4 weeks ago
this was my parents after i showed a sudden interest in volleyball
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Heroes nowadays 10 comments
illusion666 · 5 weeks ago
I mean, this post is doing the marvel lads dirty by not including the holy chris-trinity
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Daily Dose of Goth Girls #5: vampire teefsies! 3 comments
illusion666 · 5 weeks ago
i think op is talking about the snake bites that look like vampire teeth
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Fellow friend 6 comments
illusion666 · 5 weeks ago
can't remember if i'm honest lol, it's not that much i don't think considering how much it let's you access and it's a reliable site
Can relate 2 comments
illusion666 · 5 weeks ago
this has only got 10x worse with lockdown
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Fellow friend 6 comments
illusion666 · 5 weeks ago
I only pay for crunchy roll, netflix and funimation lol
*** go back 4 comments
illusion666 · 6 weeks ago
*sweats nervously as a weeb using tiktok to interact with other weebs*
Choose your Tony 8 comments
illusion666 · 9 weeks ago
obviously tom holland spiderman
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Choose your Tony 8 comments
illusion666 · 9 weeks ago
He throws a pokeball and spiderman just appears out of nowhere like ':D'
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Had to do it 6 comments
illusion666 · 10 weeks ago
Nice xD
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Had to do it 6 comments
illusion666 · 10 weeks ago
I tried to explain it to my (ex) boyfriend cause it's my favourite game and he wasn't having it, I was the gamer in our relationship :(
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Smol 1 comments
illusion666 · 10 weeks ago
me in skyrim when I've finish the thieves guild and dark brotherhood questlines as a skinny ass elf assassin and try to join the companions so end up surrounded by a bunch of swole boys
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I can't believe Seaworld is still in business 7 comments
illusion666 · 11 weeks ago
I think the bigger issue is that, despite this being fake, the animals at seaworlds are still mistreated and kept captive and that's definitely not okay :(
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Here's a tier 3 in case you haven't seen one in a little 4 comments
illusion666 · 12 weeks ago
my a-level history teacher would kill for content like this
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498 tabs open 19 comments
illusion666 · 12 weeks ago
I get uncomfortable if I have more than three open at any one time.
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Oh, so that's what they're called 16 comments
illusion666 · 18 weeks ago
My favourite time to be in the university library is at like half 4 in the morning. Everyone is back from their night out, most of the people who are cramming for a test have had the sense to go home already, the people who get up really early won't be there for another hour. You can be the only person in the entire building apart from a security guard, there's huge windows so you can see the darkness outside, and if you sit still for long enough the automatic lights go off so it's dark inside too.
Love it.
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Thank you for 7 years and counting of procrastination! 6 comments
illusion666 · 18 weeks ago
somewhere hip that broke my bank account i reckon
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Every damn night 1 comments
illusion666 · 19 weeks ago
got an 2500 word assignment due on wednesday but am also planning on going clubbing tonight then working tomorrow night, so have just accepted I won't sleep for the next couple days
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I think I might have the ugly 2 comments
illusion666 · 19 weeks ago
I would also do that in case someone who needs the seat more comes on
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A miserable existence 1 comments
illusion666 · 19 weeks ago
I work at a student club near my university, and on saturdays there's a big student event at the guild. I generally finish work at around 2am on a saturday so when I come out, some students are already staggering home. There's also a 24 hour convenience store just around the corner and as I was leaving work, this group of girls came past me. Most of them were eating crisps, one had some fried chicken, and then there's this one girl, the drunkest, with a bag of celery sticks in one hand and a smoothie in the other. This post is 100% accurate
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