Love how Patrick has the licence to kill

Wait?, it was cool?

Incest tree?

Cheese

When i saw what sauron looks like, i almost pissed myself laughing

My earliest was when i was 3 at a zoo with my grandma and a giraffe tried to take me out of the strolleri was in

I guess.. welcome to the hotel california?

5 or 8, woke up at 3am turned to the other side to continue sleeping, got a leg cramp :( couldnt fall asleep afterwards

Ngl the scat is an immediate turn off

Carry on my wayward son.. in my ass

The post above this one, fits perfectly

More like McCreampie

Lol it'd be the opposite for me

I would die for Remy

Ariana Grande is like

How would you know

Thimble or dog

What to do when you cant afford to have a dog and a child at the same time?

Grab my favourite beer

I remember we had 5 houses with the names of saints, yes it was a catholic school lol