Inflation is a thing tho?

Me telling my mom to stfu: x.x

AColleague of mine swears every 3rd word... She'd be fried in 15minutes

Lmao I did that... but we were a poor family. .. so I didnt say anything

Mittens

Lmao I watched the film a few months ago and this is what greeted me the next day while I was walking my dog

Why would you need to hide water tho?

'Kidnapped'

One of my colleagues started to bleed 3hours into our shift... went to the hospital, turns out she went into labour. .. the baby was born 3 months prematurely, but found out the baby was healthy and alive :-)

Sorcerer :)

Ok

Wish that was me :/

I see rammstein is in town

I do that

Ehh... I'm fine with both, most of the time i work a 6am shift, but i can easily stay up till 5am if i need to

Yeah, once. It was a nightmare where i was being chased by cannibals after i escaped when they cut of my arm

Chaotic evil, neutral evil