barbaragordon

barbaragordon


Kicking ass and taking villains back to Arkham... even though it is literally the worst asylum in the multiverse.

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Batman is sick 9 comments
barbaragordon · 46 weeks ago
They just don't understand.
Can't stop laughing 5 comments
barbaragordon · 47 weeks ago
Yeah, that looks accurate.
Pickup smith 8 comments
barbaragordon · 47 weeks ago
How has his family not murdered him yet????
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Don't stop believing! 15 comments
barbaragordon · 48 weeks ago
Mr. Mxyptlk or however you spell it. Too tired to look it up. Finals are here.
Oh, sorry 6 comments
barbaragordon · 48 weeks ago
Dude, they look at it even without my help. Everyone knows that your booty is the finest in all the land.
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Don't stop believing! 15 comments
barbaragordon · 48 weeks ago
Honestly I'm pretty sure that Superman IS Santa. Home in the North Pole, flies around super fast, weirdly happy? It all fits.
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"boob hats"...Why I love pars n rec. 8 comments
barbaragordon · 48 weeks ago
Don't remind me... at least he didn't put them on mine.
What does this mean? 4 comments
barbaragordon · 48 weeks ago
Tip to toe, that's a Bart.
I wish school was like this when I was a kid 22 comments
barbaragordon · 48 weeks ago
Bigger sword takes longer to burn, therefore temporary flaming sword.
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Organic bananas for scale 6 comments
barbaragordon · 48 weeks ago
Only difference is that the dog's genetic modifications are harmful, while the plants have literally no negative aspects.
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I want to go to space 52 comments
barbaragordon · 48 weeks ago
*crashes through wall*
dID SOMEBODY SAY SPACE?!
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Wow Germany 22 comments
barbaragordon · 48 weeks ago
I mean, dat booty is thicc tho....
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Chandelier made from tree roots 2 comments
barbaragordon · 49 weeks ago
You fool! You'll summon the bronies with this!
Context: https://goo.gl/images/97849M
How y'all been doin'? 141 comments
barbaragordon · 49 weeks ago
Of course I've seen season 5. I've seen all of them so far.
Kitty's New Obsession 6 comments
barbaragordon · 49 weeks ago
Yep, just restocked the belt last night. You know, you really should get one of these again.
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How y'all been doin'? 141 comments
barbaragordon · 49 weeks ago
Hey, I'm a target demographic MLP girl!
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Be like Charmander 8 comments
barbaragordon · 49 weeks ago
It should be. #JusticeForCharizard
Cat trying to drink 2 comments
barbaragordon · 49 weeks ago
That cat isn't fat, it's just incredibly fluffy. That's normal for that breed, but it does need to get brushed out.
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Through the power of our lord 5 comments
barbaragordon · 49 weeks ago
Can confirm for 8. Have heard the story way too many times.
The man’s shirt on the top right corner says demon, I think 11 comments
barbaragordon · 49 weeks ago
I want the one that says "WHAT"
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Cat confusion 7 comments
barbaragordon · 49 weeks ago
Omae wa mou shinderu.
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Be like Charmander 8 comments
barbaragordon · 49 weeks ago
To be fair, he was abused during his formative years as a Charmander. It may be that that's what he believes to be "normal behavior" after observing the same behavior in his old trainer. And he does make an effort to change in later seasons.
But don't mind me, I'm just psychoanalyzing a dragon from a children's show.
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We don't deserve dogs 16 comments
barbaragordon · 49 weeks ago
I got attacked by my asshole neighbor's two asshole Dalmatians when I was really little, and our family dog that we've had since I was in kindergarten has bitten me more times than I can count. But if anyone so much as looks at a dog the wrong way in front of me, I will beat their ass so hard their ancestors are gonna feel that shit.
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Here, let me give you some ammo! 11 comments
barbaragordon · 49 weeks ago
All the bullets on the floor make me think they've been trying to get this for a while. I'd say plausible.
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Queen 12 comments
barbaragordon · 49 weeks ago
She sings in "Can You Feel the Love Tonight". Plus they might add a new song, like they did in Beauty and the Beast.
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