Because at that point he wasn't part of the mcu. Also, he's king of Wakanda, not Africa, and Wakanda is quite rich as lady_deadpool said

Too bad Loki left a while ago

Not on the onramps

Cuz why not. Musicians are crazy

Tony Stark's estimated worth is $12.4 billion. T'Challa's estimated worth is $90 trillion. http://time.com/money/3950362/richest-superheroes-comic-con/

Except with actual powers

Because most cars are automatic here

Tony: "Are you fucking kidding me I couldn't do this sober"

Relationship goals

Seriously! Just because I murdered three people everyone's all "you're a psychopath" and "you need a therapist" and "what's that in your hand?" God, people! You don't know my struggles!

Very nice.

One problem with the air conditioning example: women actually do get colder without factoring in clothing. http://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736%2805%2978875-9/fulltext

Mamaaaa... Life had just begun

I thinks it's because it's easier to just crop that watermark and repost. This is supposed to cut down on reposts

Mamaaaa... Just killed a man...

I hope you die

That one on the left is new

It's not specifically said that he's a Time Lord, but Professor Chronos is heavily implied to be.