It also applies to friends of a different gender 13 comments
average_potterhead · 31 weeks ago
If you let your SO separate you from all your friends, it is actually a sign of an abusive relationship. You need a support system that's bigger than one person. It's a relationship, not a dictatorship.
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3d printed 'gear cube' 1 comments
average_potterhead · 31 weeks ago
My dad printed one similar to this only heart shaped and presented it to my mom twisted funny so she would put it the way it was supposed to be and realize it was a heart
Those campfires 6 comments
average_potterhead · 32 weeks ago
My dad used to say smoke was attracted to beauty. Never believed him, but hey, if you ever need to slyly compliment someone at a bonfire, there ya go.
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Its nanomachines, son 5 comments
average_potterhead · 33 weeks ago
Gotta be careful... Cancer cells are awfully close to normal body cells. There has to be a reliable system to tell them apart. Otherwise, well...
So many people will not get this lol 17 comments
average_potterhead · 34 weeks ago
Yeah probably a black house maid. Cause I know the Help was set in '62 so I don't think a black woman in '45 would have that nice of a house.
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Pillow fort 3 comments
average_potterhead · 34 weeks ago
I once was uncomfortable at a party and I made a pillow fort and hid in it and my one friend found me and helped me expand it before returning to the rest of the party.
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Get a suit they said 10 comments
average_potterhead · 37 weeks ago
To be fair that suit doesn't fit him at all.
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What girls really want 2 comments
average_potterhead · 37 weeks ago
Hell yeah! Screw the flowers, I want food!
...I mean, I don't have anyone to do that for me...
...But if I did I would totally want chicken nuggets.
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Lies 8 comments
average_potterhead · 37 weeks ago
I'm not sure what this is from, but I think I've worked it out... This poor kid failed 5th grade and had to redo but someone tried to comfort him saying it was hard for everyone. He would've been embarrassed at being older than everyone else so someone (possibly the same someone) told him that he was ten for two years so he could still be ten. I might be wrong or overthinking, but that's what I got.
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If it works 8 comments
average_potterhead · 37 weeks ago
I mean, logically yes... but common sense says no.
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Or you're part of Peaky Blinders 12 comments
average_potterhead · 37 weeks ago
I snorted cause Jacksepticeye wore this exact hat in his early days, back when he was... what, 24? And he doesn't drink much for an Irishman.
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Pockets 2 comments
average_potterhead · 38 weeks ago
Paul Fentz: one fabulous dude.
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Minor inconvienence man to the not rescue! 77 comments
average_potterhead · 38 weeks ago
Breaking and entering, then setting the TV at full volume and breaking the volume buttons on the remote
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Ironic 8 comments
average_potterhead · 38 weeks ago
Exactly. Even with sexual harrassment, the rule of "innocent until proven guilty" applies. The courts will sort this out. Hopefully.
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Even better 2 comments
average_potterhead · 39 weeks ago
Eh, I always thought Dracula was classier anyway
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Jaaa why man. :( 4 comments
average_potterhead · 39 weeks ago
I joked to my mom about preparing for the awkward period of no job after graduation and she gave me a reproachful look and said it had better not happen...
Why does this look creepy 9 comments
average_potterhead · 39 weeks ago
Yeah I'm actually quite concerned about how/whether they got her face cast without suffocation
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Ladies true or nah 14 comments
average_potterhead · 39 weeks ago
Especially to his chances of doing it again with her.
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The feels 11 comments
average_potterhead · 40 weeks ago
My sublings got laptops for college when they graduated, and I know I will get the same. Same achievement, same present. Admittedly, mine will be better than theirs due to advancing technology, but it's about as fair as it can get.
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Doctor Strange 4 comments
average_potterhead · 40 weeks ago
I just love that he doesn't even ask for the wifi. They just know he will want it and just go ahead and give it to him.
True words and you know it 18 comments
average_potterhead · 40 weeks ago
I need a guy like that.
Jokes aside... This can be an important lesson for us all 22 comments
average_potterhead · 40 weeks ago
Wait I missed something major what happened?
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Damn furries 6 comments
average_potterhead · 40 weeks ago
Duck Season flashbacks...