Is he a doctor? If he is, his name is Dr. Seus!
Sorry, that's what I thought of. I know it's the wrong spelling. Don't take it too seriously. Please. It's just a joke.

Mawage is what bwings us togethah today. That's what popped into my head. Wow.

And I thought the main problem was animals not knowing there was glass there and bonking into it! This is the opposite!

It wasn't before? Jeez, America, get with it! Wow we're slow.

What the...Wow. Some people will pick at anything they can see just to find something to be mad about, i.e. the cheerios comercial with an interracial family. Seiously, no one cares until it is pointed out.

Can I go? Please?

And we all sat there counting angles.

Bless him. He endured the stupidness of the world early to help another.

The tessaract!

Please? Pretty please? With a cherry on top?

One of those who wear fake glasses and say their favorite legendary Pokemon is pikachu.

Pizza man! Dun da duh dun!

"What is this?"

Me too.

I want to kill whomever abused that cat.

I'm gonna go cry in a hole now...

Envy.

I'm just laughing at "bloop".

Like a cat!

I wanna hug the furry mountain.