I will still slap you. In the face.

Cyclists hate pedestrians AND drivers.

Oooooooooooooookay...

I never really was attracted to how a man looked... I'm young, so there's time...

THE HOBBIT IS EITHER FROZEN OR ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!

Oh jeez...

As a Christian, should I be laughing or screaming?

At age 14 you can only date 14 year olds?

V beers pls

HEAVEN...

Cub: Mooooom, my face is clean!
Mom: You missed a spot. Lemme fix it.
Cub: Mooooooom!

That's what friendship is. Two people who are equally crazy and not afraid to show it around each other.

He got FIRED?! WTF, people?!

You made my day by posting something stupid. Thanks! Keep it up!

Set the table!

Funnier every time I see it.

Fun fact: one way to tell if someone has read the Harry Potter books or just seen the movies is to ask them "who is peeves" because he is important in the books, but never mentioned in the movies.

You're.

Me!

Thanks.

He's an idiot.

It makes you fat?

That not a dwarf planet. It's a space station