I can do a weird sort of whistle in my throats that is very loud and VERY high-pitched. Every time I do it, the nearest person turns towards me and swears. It's hilarious.

To be fair, that looks very good. And now I'm hungry. Dammit.

My English teacher in seventh grade always took May the 4th off.

It comes down to evolution. When we were not quite evolved yet, survival was based on a lot of things, one of them being how many calories you ate. The more you ate, the more energy you had, the more you could do, like get more food or find a mate. Thus, we evolved taste buds that tell us something is full of calories (and thus, by prehistoric standards, "healthy") by making it taste good. Unfortunately, we have not had enough time to get rid of this ability since calories have become unhealthily plentiful. So stuff with a lot of calories and sugar that used to be what we wanted is now unhealthy, but it still tastes good.

Makes me wonder what kind of baptism they do. Do they do sprinkling? Or full body dunking?

Hey, remember the one episode with Tennant where he was talking about Easter and was about to explain what actually happened, but got interrupted by his little wormhole sensor thing?

Sirius would definitely do that.

Strictly defined, a dictator is someone who conquered a country using force. Now, if they forced people to vote for them, it's a fake democracy, but it's still a democracy. However, a true dictator literally fought and overthrew the existing government/ruler. That is a dictatorship.

I don't know why I love this. But I love it.

As a Methodist, I do it too.

I expect to see a gorgeous water nymph come majestically out of the center of the swirl at the top with her soaked hair streaming and droplets falling in slow motion from her fingertips.

Awwww, it's cute.

9 just made me think of Stranded Deep.

And here, we have a good example of a "shaggy dog story".

He's just like "I'm okay, thanks for asking."

Whoever does Wendy's pr is a comedic genius.