AverageNarwhal

averagenarwhal


I HATH RETURNED
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How do you bag drinks? 40 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
I remember visiting Canada for the first time, and the sheer confusion I felt when I first saw one of these.
Did not find peanut 5 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
I read this in his voice
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Baby got back fixed 10 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
This is beautiful.
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I too turn into a raw chickens father 14 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
Yes, it is a very clever titile.
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H̶͢e ͢c҉ó͝͞m̕es̕ 65 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
Mine was a clone of myself, and she would tightrope on the power lines.
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FEELS 4 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
Oh, looks like it's raining! *pulls out umbrella* Haha nope that's just my tears
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Sounds right to me. 9 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
"Big compression, tons of fun"
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Sounds right to me. 9 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
"I used to wonder what compression could be"
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A void in space that matters 34 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
That's where the aliens are hiding
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ZUES! 11 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
That sentence made Grammar Nazis everywhere cry.
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Tv shows 13 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
*screams and runs*
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Tv shows 13 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
*emerges from depths* As will I
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ZUES! 11 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
Thor approves this message
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Canadians 8 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
That looks amazing ;-; now I'm craving it
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Yes to all of these 18 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
Shout out to narwhals for being average
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So accurate! 5 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
Hips do lie. Hips are confused.
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Who didn't put their god damn tray table up? 9 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
As someone who is terrified of planes, this screwed me over xD
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And I would have gotten away with it too 6 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
So much anguish
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Kids in halloween costumes, early 1900s 16 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
Lock, Shock, and Barrel if I'm correct.
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I want to verb your noun 33 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
I want to eat your food
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Mother of nutella 12 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
Nutella World. ;w;
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Omg I'm so excited 9 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
"Yes! I'm a fucking shell! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!"
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When I get my report card 6 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
I knoe da feele bruh.
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Oh god, the realization 21 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
Yes, my childhood has also been runied.
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when u see people having fun and you want to join but ur just like 3 comments
averagenarwhal · 10 years ago
Me trying to obtain a social life
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