AverageNarwhal

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Disney reimagined 22 comments
averagenarwhal · 3 years ago
mad that there's no elastigirl
Disney reimagined 22 comments
averagenarwhal · 3 years ago
brown girl noses be like that
Nut! 5 comments
averagenarwhal · 3 years ago
nothing hotter than a man with dancy sperm amirite ladies
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Nut! 5 comments
averagenarwhal · 3 years ago
how exactly are we defining "quality" here? taste? texture? color?!?
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Shows how long they've never cleaned under 6 comments
averagenarwhal · 3 years ago
rip toys-r-us
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When someone says I should eat more because I'm too skinny 15 comments
averagenarwhal · 3 years ago
3 years later and i still can’t gain healthy weight hahahaha fuk
GOTTA GO faster 6 comments
averagenarwhal · 5 years ago
not until I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
He missed the chance 3 comments
averagenarwhal · 5 years ago
NO
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Florida Man Compilation 13 comments
averagenarwhal · 5 years ago
don't do drugs kids
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This dog just showed up to PetSmart and asked to speak to the manager 1 comments
averagenarwhal · 5 years ago
right after she picked up her kids from the soccer game
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He's so cute! 5 comments
averagenarwhal · 5 years ago
when you almost trip but catch urself
Awww how adorable! 2 comments
averagenarwhal · 5 years ago
i thought his nostrils were eyes
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Your kid is now a pterodactyl and you are a capitalist 4 comments
averagenarwhal · 5 years ago
i wish my parents were like this
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*kinkshames self* 16 comments
averagenarwhal · 5 years ago
well shit
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You know your teacher is special when he writes like this 10 comments
averagenarwhal · 5 years ago
this some hogwarts type shit WRITE here i'd be okay with doing whatever he assigned us
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Greatest name 5 comments
averagenarwhal · 5 years ago
he was #1
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sculptured sand and a sky full of stars 3 comments
averagenarwhal · 5 years ago
I am loving these space posts, keep em coming :)
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"I don't know when I'm getting married" 10 comments
averagenarwhal · 5 years ago
and if you do have a boyfriend, be prepared for a barrage of awkward questions
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True 4 comments
averagenarwhal · 5 years ago
"think happy thoughts and make the bad thoughts go away!" wow thANk u so much holy fck it's a mirakel
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A year in a glimpse 4 comments
averagenarwhal · 5 years ago
someone had a lot of time on their hands, and for that I am very thankful
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Good parenting? 11 comments
averagenarwhal · 5 years ago
evil
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I'm that girl who wore leggings under jean shorts that one time 8 comments
averagenarwhal · 5 years ago
I wore socks and sandals once and somebody's grandma is probably hearing about it right now oh nO
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Why is this such a hard concept to grasp. 8 comments
averagenarwhal · 5 years ago
it seems like such a simple concept. I don't understand why people don't get it.
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Thanks for the cake, America 5 comments
averagenarwhal · 5 years ago
*le gasp*
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