Awake_ash

awake_ash


As a mexican, i freakin' love tacos!

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Driving down the road, but it's only me, and I'm going home, country roads 3 comments
awake_ash · 3 hours ago
Never liked Green Day, they have really bad depressing songs
Insert *Ironic* meme here 3 comments
awake_ash · 3 hours ago
I know this is bad but lmao
Last year I dressed up as Randy Marsh 2 comments
awake_ash · 1 day ago
That episode was pure gold. Noice, shiny and heavy gold
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Yup, equality. Sure 9 comments
awake_ash · 1 day ago
Johnny Depp couldn't harm a little bee, he is the mad hatter
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I got a lot of these memes 3 comments
awake_ash · 2 days ago
On, not in
Add some more of these 13 comments
awake_ash · 2 days ago
My tacos doesn't define my bigote
Fluffy scottish highland calf 2 comments
awake_ash · 3 days ago
I'm gonna knock you out! Moo-ma said knock you out!
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Maybe only Romanians 6 comments
awake_ash · 4 days ago
Fucking hell man, you got me singin Dragostea din tei for a sec
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Endgame, but you get it 9 comments
awake_ash · 4 days ago
Miguel Peña, you beautiful bastard
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Nothing sexier than a girl speaking the truth 23 comments
awake_ash · 6 days ago
If you have read any Fleming's 007 books, you would know that 007 is a man, not a woman, you just can't change that because of some stupid feminist agenda
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Buenos Dias to yah 12 comments
awake_ash · 1 week ago
Buenas noches serán, vato
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I found out today one of my Northern friends had never seen or even heard of the 11 comments
awake_ash · 1 week ago
Damn, that's big ass chimichanga, the ones they sell here in Monterrey are small cabrón, really small compared to this monstruo
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Powerful poops require powerful solutions 4 comments
awake_ash · 1 week ago
Jump! Bounce! Down! Up!
It's a trap 4 comments
awake_ash · 1 week ago
Fuck it, I need that shit, as long as she doesn't take out her penis then it's alright
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Upbeat new Crane 6 comments
awake_ash · 1 week ago
Like homemade pizza or local restaurants.
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Snoop the dog happy at his new home with his stay at home pet dad! 4 comments
awake_ash · 1 week ago
Happy doggo is best doggo
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Ivanks for president of EU! 22 comments
awake_ash · 1 week ago
Is that a question or an affirmation?
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The gritty reboot we deserve 5 comments
awake_ash · 1 week ago
Shit negro, that's all you had to say
Apparently this comes from a linguistic community. 32 comments
awake_ash · 1 week ago
In Mexico we do say "Provecho" or "Buen provecho" every time we eat or a waiter/waitress serves our food they usually do say provecho, different cultures. Then again, every time we greet each other here we greet with a hug or a kiss
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How old are you? Well 3 comments
awake_ash · 2 weeks ago
Oh my goodness, I remember those things, black as fuck you could barely read any article or play any game at all
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I would turn 9 comments
awake_ash · 2 weeks ago
Bro in Monterrey we have this crazy ass weather, last week it was cold as fuck, 2 to 10 degrees celsius and right now we are sitting at 30 to 40 degrees celsius. We call it febrero loco but apparently it changed to marzo the fucking thing
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My family got a new dog last week 27 comments
awake_ash · 2 weeks ago
Look at that smol pupper
Can't even 3 comments
awake_ash · 2 weeks ago
Is this an out of season april fool's joke?
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Far from perfect but boy, I love my city 17 comments
awake_ash · 2 weeks ago
Unfortunately, when mexicans visit beautiful and touristic places like Veracruz, Cancun, Acapulco, Riviera maya, they usually have to pay for their food or public transport in dollars. It's like whaaaat, why, don't you see I'm moreno like you, I'm a god damn native bro, don't be like that. Damn, that shit happened to me in Xcaret (touristic place in Yucatan), I was angry lol, my hermano couldn't tell I was a ranchero from Monterrey