Jesus lol, I hate that song but this make me snorted

I used to clean those old mouses piece of shit, it was a struggle

I once saw a documentary about a major network of extremely rich and powerful people buying "slaves" for torture, forced sex and what not, murder. It was a huge (or maybe still is) business, I forgot the name of the "site", if you can call it a site, in there you can find the more grotesque shit you've ever seen or ever imagined

There are big ass blankets for different bed sizes, for example most individual blankets are kinda small for me, I need a different size even though I'm only 5'7

3 Liters, I usually drink like 4 a day

I will always be amazed at the progress Puebla has made this past few years (like 17), their universities are the best in México

You look like my uncle (if he was buffed)

That's what motivates me

We should play Cards against humid titties sometime, it's pretty damn fun

You know what's a really swollen brain time? Here in México a main gasoline pipeline had a severe leakage and people thought '' what if we steal the untreated gasoline and profit or maybe use it? '' the result? Someone did the "unthinkable" and lit the gas that resulted in dozens and dozens of persons with third degree burns, dozens dead and others with minor injuries. Who the fuck thought it was a good idea? I have no clue

Oh not that anime *remembers busty centauress*... Or maybe yes