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As a mexican, i freakin' love tacos!

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awake_ash · 5 years ago

People in México couldn't give more than a flying fuck about the media in the U.S, even a brown fucker recreated Joaquin's dance on the center of my city lol(it was ok but a little bit cringey)

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Drunk vs high 4 comments

awake_ash · 5 years ago

The munchies, bro. It hits like a truck

"Thewh**e" 6 comments

awake_ash · 5 years ago

It's latin american, mostly used as a derogative term but when you use it like this 'hijo de tu puta madre' it isn't actually refered to one's mother but more like a normal insult

Real life human car wash 4 comments

awake_ash · 5 years ago

That's the point, to overcome your fear of drowning

Guess we will all die 8 comments

awake_ash · 5 years ago

We all die, eventually

"Diversity is our strength" 6 comments

awake_ash · 5 years ago

First purple, now white bro? Damn, slap me in the knee and call me mr. rainbow

Let's just paint them rainbow...No wait that's also not right 1 comments

awake_ash · 5 years ago

I can't believe the media has their heads so deep inside their arse, making a fuzz about robots....

Fun fact 3 comments

awake_ash · 5 years ago

TFW you confuse latin americans with natives from your own country, big ol OOF

I want to bang you en la biblioteca 4 comments

awake_ash · 5 years ago

Oh claro que no parce, claro que no. Ni tu mamá se lo cree compa

Success! 7 comments

awake_ash · 5 years ago

Your comment reminded me of a joke from an old game. What do you call a homosexual on rollerblades? Rollaids

Sometimes it's in Spanish 3 comments

awake_ash · 5 years ago

Here in México we pay 4 usd for a monthly membership but I took advantage of a promotion of 3 months for 5 usd

11/9* for those who doesnt get it 20 comments

awake_ash · 5 years ago

What kind of logic is that? No, nobody wants to see genocides.

Party time! 7 comments

awake_ash · 5 years ago

It's recycled. The left overs that were never eaten. There is a small documental by a Youtuber talkinh about it if you wana see it, it's in spanish tho

Let's make it to Hot! 24 comments

awake_ash · 5 years ago

Give awkward erections

Let's make it to Hot! 24 comments

awake_ash · 5 years ago

Awkward erections...

All of the above? 6 comments

awake_ash · 5 years ago

Top left

Yup, seems about right 4 comments

awake_ash · 5 years ago

That's something

That was a change of pace 5 comments

awake_ash · 5 years ago

Maybe on apps like Tinder. In real life nah, no one can be that smooth except for MJ

Hello, gaijin-san! 13 comments

awake_ash · 5 years ago

It is widely known that Japanese people are xenophobic to the core

RIP 1 comments

awake_ash · 5 years ago

Oh yes, ahem: perl, javascript, dev++, raptor, oracle, codeblocks

Captain karen 8 comments

awake_ash · 5 years ago

I know she is an extreme feminist and self-centered person but damn she's hot

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Hairy people are just Bald people with Hair 7 comments

awake_ash · 5 years ago

Oh yes, Johnny sins

Prob a Anti-Vax too 7 comments

awake_ash · 5 years ago

Some friends and I tried to prank the subway by dressing as muslims lol, it went so well

Cursed chair 6 comments

awake_ash · 5 years ago

The answer is: yes

First half highlights 2 comments

awake_ash · 5 years ago

Imagine your child asking you "mom/dad, why is that lady half naked and running around the field?" lmao. I would reply with "She is alone, lives with cats and just wants attention"