The duck gives advice. I introduce you to the world of nonsensical memes.

I'd always known them as just Gypsy. Nice to know the full name! :)

Some do. I don't. Dear god, no. Waaay too much sugar. I prefer tea and toast/oatmeal like a sane person.

You're my new hereo.

I've never seen that before, but it sounds amazing and very confusing.

Lol. I really could have used these incredibly helpful people around when I was trying to figure out the shipping code.

I choked on AIR! D:

I'd be one of those teachers. Thank god I don't teach. Thank god. Also, completely off subject, I love your username.

This should be a psa. I'd never do drugs. Ever.

Ditto. I'm just baffled. I just had to lie down on the floor to rethink my life. I fucked so bad.

We're not touching that. Africa has a magical sodomizing bat monster and that scares me in new ways. That frightens me more than that hell mouth we call Australia.

How come they don't wonder why a child that young would so casually enter their store? Wouldn't it make more sense to wait and carefully check their ID? Doesn't that make a little more sense than pissing off a potential LEGAL customer? And you shouldn't feel humiliated, they're the one who made the mistake. Not you. It's not like that can expect you to pin your ID to your forehead...

I've never tried. Don't think I've ever met anyone who would fry the whole thing. I need this now.

Oh thank Merlin, I thought you were something weird or something. Carry on. :)