Azrael

azrael


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Will you guys help me name my new kitty? 42 comments
azrael · 1 year ago
Nedjem, I think it means sweetie in Egyptian
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..Either 26 comments
azrael · 1 year ago
*laughs in bisexual*
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Will you guys help me name my new kitty? 42 comments
azrael · 1 year ago
Latte, Savvy, Macchiato?
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AKA fortnite-event 7 comments
azrael · 1 year ago
This made me laugh, not gonna lie. Maybe because I go by Corey.
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brightside 1 comments
azrael · 1 year ago
His butt does look great… five stars.
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Don't bring a knife to a sword fight 5 comments
azrael · 1 year ago
It’s 1:27am and this made me laugh a bit too loudly.
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That's a majestic cat 1 comments
azrael · 1 year ago
“Human, I have made a grave mistake!”
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Anatomy of a thug 4 comments
azrael · 1 year ago
Why does this make me feel so sad?!
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And can't find love 3 comments
azrael · 1 year ago
This actually hurts... why does it hurt?!
I would be saying the same thing 11 comments
azrael · 1 year ago
Hope you get cool ones
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Rockstar Team, you have my damn respect for this game. All other companies should watch 7 comments
azrael · 1 year ago
The ending made me sad and I don’t like dealing with my emotions.
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Oh you think it's a game?! 13 comments
azrael · 2 years ago
Im not gonna lie, I’m pretty sure he has a few more problems than just his tie, but the tie is REALLY getting to me.
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Hiking tip 2 comments
azrael · 2 years ago
Remember kids, stay where you are. Wait calmly for death.
No really, wait where you are.
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A different kind of progress pic - 22 vs 26 33 comments
azrael · 2 years ago
Why are you so adorable?
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*Crying* 6 comments
azrael · 2 years ago
They’re just adorable, angry noodles.
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**** ants 8 comments
azrael · 2 years ago
In my defence, some of the ants where I live are about as long as my pinky nail and tend to absolutely maul me.
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Bought a dog 5 comments
azrael · 2 years ago
This is the opposite of a problem
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Let me fix that for you 4 comments
azrael · 2 years ago
Unfortunately, I suffer from chronic stupidity. No matter how unlikely it is, I’ll probably manage to get mauled and in a pretty impressive way, even.
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Let me fix that for you 4 comments
azrael · 2 years ago
Why are lions so cute, but so likely to eat me!
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Blob of darkness 2 comments
azrael · 2 years ago
This makes me miss my cat, Yoruichi. Such adorable little blorps of dark.
Baby found in car with parents overdosing outside 10 comments
azrael · 2 years ago
Congratulations on your sobriety! :)
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Treehouse swing in Ecuador 3 comments
azrael · 2 years ago
That swing is great for those with chronic constipation and a lifelong fear of heights.
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Thrust control of a military fighter jet 19 comments
azrael · 2 years ago
You underestimate the power of Taco Bell.
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Up vote when u NOTICE 4 comments
azrael · 2 years ago
Priorities, he’s got ‘em.
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Apple Car, three weeks after it gets unveiled 9 comments
azrael · 2 years ago
I hear taking it for a spin in the dryer works, too, but I haven’t gotten around to it.