It's either that or starship troopers. Maintain dominance folks ;-)
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· 5 years ago
In Texas fire ants are freaking brutal, can be insanely invasive to homes and mounds can literally pop up overnight. I'm Jewish and even I say gas the little mother fudgers until they're all dead and buried.
Texas fuck you, Texas ants, I try to water my Texas grass for my Texas home in my Texas neighborhood and you Texas fucks crawl up my Texas feet through my Texas legs and Texas bite my all over...
Good thing y'all didn't bite my Texas balls.
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· 5 years ago
I cant tell if you're being sarcastic or serious but I'm upvoting this either way because it made me laugh.
It would be more accurate if you said:
"Hey, I only want these crumbs, okay? And then I'm going to leave a scent marker so me and all my friends can find our way back here and then climb up your counters and into your cupboards and all over your tables searching for any scrap of food you managed to leave unattended. Also, your yard is now 80% ant hill, and if you step on one we may or may not swarm up your pant leg and bite the shit out of you to the point it makes chickenpox look like a walk in the park."
Good thing y'all didn't bite my Texas balls.
"Hey, I only want these crumbs, okay? And then I'm going to leave a scent marker so me and all my friends can find our way back here and then climb up your counters and into your cupboards and all over your tables searching for any scrap of food you managed to leave unattended. Also, your yard is now 80% ant hill, and if you step on one we may or may not swarm up your pant leg and bite the shit out of you to the point it makes chickenpox look like a walk in the park."