Ryan Cortes

nightkami


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This is what I want, what I really really want 8 comments
nightkami · 2 days ago
*nuts in binary*
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Nom nom nom 6 comments
nightkami · 2 days ago
Dear God yes. I think Im doing that Friday.
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Can we just surrender now ? 5 comments
nightkami · 3 days ago
That's defeatist sentiment. Toss that Asian back in his rice bowl and get on your game!
PokEAmon 8 comments
nightkami · 4 days ago
"cannon" I see what you did there.
If only my dog was this useful 3 comments
nightkami · 4 days ago
Warmth of the phone maybe?
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PokEAmon 8 comments
nightkami · 4 days ago
That Koffing is just enjoying himself lol
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Sedate impolite Chicken 4 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
Ola fuckwads.
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Smash smash 8 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
Knockin them bones together lol.
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Majestic 7 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
Misty!
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Married magnificent spiritual Monkey 3 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
Funny cause he end up doing voice work as young Batman.
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Oh no 5 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
Where's Kool-Aid man?
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The real question 8 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
Multi-step Pavlov'ing yourself? You get depressed and your trained reaction is to start getting horny, knowing that you're going to finish that process. Someone needs to do a study.
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Happy boi getting picked up by his new family 7 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
Lol his head and paws look full grown but the body is tiny. What kind of dog is this?
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Dash caaaaaAaaaaam 8 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
They should probably put down the landing gear.
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When you think you have friends, but they just keep making fun of you. This is the exact 3 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
Wolverine, DeadPool, and Mysterio walk into a bar...
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Captain sauce?? 3 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
So they're fucking you?
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This is taking forever 7 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
Do you want babies? Cause that's how you get babies.
This is taking forever 7 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
That's why you put it on him yourself. Lend a helping hand!
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Pc master race 5 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
Well this particular one doesnt mention what I was talking about but talks about a few other possible uses. I just happen to come across it just a bit ago. https://gizmodo.com/scientists-produce-rigorous-study-of-why-grapes-spark-i-1832660386
Pc master race 5 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
There was an actual study done on that whole grapes in a microwave thing which it turns out is creating high energy plasma on a ridiculously small contact point. Supposedly this is leading to a new design method for PCBs thats gonna keep Moore's law rolling. At least for the time being.
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Seriously, that dude was probably not okay for a while 6 comments
nightkami · 2 weeks ago
"Oh shit, TRIPLE RHINO!"
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But you said he was innocent 6 comments
nightkami · 2 weeks ago
So we are definitely back at hieroglyphs then. Interesting.
But you said he was innocent 6 comments
nightkami · 2 weeks ago
no.
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