Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
Everyone came except him 6 comments
nightkami · 3 days ago
He's standing perfectly still though
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That's what my ex called me 2 comments
nightkami · 5 days ago
And when the parents come around, tell them he shouldn't cry so much that it looks like they were hit with water balloons.
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Round about 3 2 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
I've been playing too much Valheim. Totally was just like "Yeah 1 tin, 2 copper, duh"
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Beware the S P A N K O 2 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
Looks like she has a whip too. Got that kink going.
Get reckt noob 2 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
Serpentine!
On contradictions 2 comments
nightkami · 2 weeks ago
Every living man is a paradox unto himself and only ceases to be so in death.
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Good job king 4 comments
nightkami · 2 weeks ago
Has anyone else pulled off the 900 like he did?
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Job interview 1 comments
nightkami · 3 weeks ago
The younger years of that pigeon lady in home alone.
Sadly we wouldn‘t even have this problem if it could be solved with logic 6 comments
nightkami · 4 weeks ago
I love it. My kinda jokes right there.
Everything changed when fire nation attacked 2 comments
nightkami · 4 weeks ago
The real result of the Fire Nation and Earth Nation combining forces.
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Labored peevish Jay 15 comments
nightkami · 4 weeks ago
Exhausting. You smoke that much and your head just feels all messed up.
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This was a strange film 12 comments
nightkami · 4 weeks ago
@dr_richard_ew Is there really a wrong hole?
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The Crown writers after watching Oprah's interview with Harry and Meghan 2 comments
nightkami · 4 weeks ago
Cause it's all bullshit. Megan wanted to talk about how ashamed she was to admit having 'suicidal' thoughts to anyone but then comes on National TV admitting it without really any issue? Like... what? Did you switch characters or something?
Mile high breakup club 6 comments
nightkami · 5 weeks ago
There's the real issue. XD
Nevermore, motherclucker 1 comments
nightkami · 6 weeks ago
Lol that's the catch. It only tells you frightening truths.
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Green new deal 19 comments
nightkami · 7 weeks ago
@famousone, Hi, name's nightkami. Just here to apparently get called fucking stupid by someone who is an absolute jackass . Nice to meet ya.
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Green new deal 19 comments
nightkami · 7 weeks ago
You're just an angry little guy aren't you?
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Green new deal 19 comments
nightkami · 7 weeks ago
Yes and conservatives were immediately attempting to claim this was the fault of green energy which actually only provides 20% of the current load.
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Alcoholic foolish disheveled Fish 2 comments
nightkami · 7 weeks ago
I had a house cat who refused to shit in the house or eat our food. Demanded to be let out to crap in the yard and ate all the birds and squirrels in the area. loved that damn cat.
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This door can close either doorway 2 comments
nightkami · 7 weeks ago
So take a shit or get out?
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I-I hope she's not his mom 5 comments
nightkami · 11 weeks ago
Is it just me or does that look like tie fighters in the first panel?
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Hiya do you think someone’s pain is your pleasure too 2 comments
nightkami · 12 weeks ago
Well that would help with the weight gain
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HOW 4 comments
nightkami · 12 weeks ago
Double the gender, double the balls.
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We live in interesting times. 3 comments
nightkami · 12 weeks ago
It's still gonna be space travel, godammit!
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Dogs are dangerous in Japan 4 comments
nightkami · 12 weeks ago
Worth it.
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