Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
Geh vibe intensifying 2 comments
nightkami · 2 weeks ago
When a league player calls you baka: "FF"
I heard that hairless men are more productive 4 comments
nightkami · 5 weeks ago
That was like 3 months ago. I lost some damn good favorites too dammit.
Neighbour's guinea pig visits for carrots 11 comments
nightkami · 6 weeks ago
Hope so. They're the most innocent little things. The 3 i have just think everyone and everything is their friend.
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Neighbour's guinea pig visits for carrots 11 comments
nightkami · 6 weeks ago
Yeah highly doubtful. Those little guys just get nabbed by everything and being outside like that aint happening.
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Bull milk 12 comments
nightkami · 8 weeks ago
Yeah only truly alpha people drink bull's milk for breakfast.
When You Wanna Fancy Drive 7 comments
nightkami · 9 weeks ago
An accident.
Well done king 2 comments
nightkami · 9 weeks ago
Why must the Rock inspect the Cock?
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[Visibly sick*] 4 comments
nightkami · 10 weeks ago
The meme itself would imply the reverse. The billionaires holding resentment for making money exactly how they did.
Oh wait, it's the internet hold on.
"Billionaire bad man, your opinion bad too!"
I live for all 4 4 comments
nightkami · 11 weeks ago
Exactly. Beat the game, my friend.
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I still don’t know 2 comments
nightkami · 12 weeks ago
Left is the least way for east.
"and I wanna be your big boy" 3 comments
nightkami · 12 weeks ago
Absolutely bombed it.
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Badass dad 10 comments
nightkami · 12 weeks ago
He totally ripped that lions pajamas.
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"What do you mean you need payment, I thought you guys just sit in the basement all 7 comments
nightkami · 13 weeks ago
This was my roommate for the past 5 years. We don't talk anymore now
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Last one got removed lol so here’s a different one 2 comments
nightkami · 14 weeks ago
10/10 would still watch.
You deserve someone who looks at you the way Alfonso looks at Mary 5 comments
nightkami · 14 weeks ago
Bless you Alfonso.
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Froggo Fun #486 - Galaxy Brain Wisdom 6 comments
nightkami · 14 weeks ago
The frogs drank the water, you drank the frogs.
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Prof 2 comments
nightkami · 15 weeks ago
That shit was so good he bookmarked it
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Perfection isn’t easy 2 comments
nightkami · 15 weeks ago
No, screw it. Just kill me.
Truth 1 comments
nightkami · 15 weeks ago
I still lol @ Thanos when he tells her, "I don't even know who you are."
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Daily dose of history, part 27 4 comments
nightkami · 15 weeks ago
Just the bill, I'm afraid
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At this point I'm fine with any gender 2 comments
nightkami · 15 weeks ago
They do and I still hardly believe it sometimes. <3
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Go to Brazil 3 comments
nightkami · 16 weeks ago
Brazil, Mordekaisers dungeon.
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I have a whole new attraction for self checkout 2 comments
nightkami · 16 weeks ago
Thank you for shopping. Please come again!
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I’m gonna do this 3 comments
nightkami · 17 weeks ago
It is after you turn around and return the favor
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One of the best things I’ve ever read 9 comments
nightkami · 17 weeks ago
Yeah ours just showed all the pics of dick diseases. I got more sex ed info from a psychology class.
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