Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
The boomer griller had enough 1 comments
nightkami · 19 hours ago
I bet he only wears a face mask as underwear to defy everything.
repent 2 comments
nightkami · 19 hours ago
Without skepticism in one's heart we would walk off cliffs willingly.
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My cat went full bran today 2 comments
nightkami · 19 hours ago
...and become the three-eyed feline! Woe is he who is hunted by it!
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Stairs with drawers 3 comments
nightkami · 19 hours ago
Or walking up the stairs and your toe catches the edge of a drawer which then pulls out under you and you faceplant.
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I didn't start the Ohio hate, but it's my responsibility to keep it going 9 comments
nightkami · 2 days ago
Probably whatever horrible thing Jersey did too.
My Costco had toilet paper and it was very well organized and the people were civil 6 comments
nightkami · 5 days ago
During the first month of quarantine my local Walmart had armed security guarding the TP to ensure limits.
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50 Cans of Pringles, 15 Liters of Pop, and a Weed Beanie 2 comments
nightkami · 5 days ago
For a second it looked like he was badly photoshopped into the basket itself.
A kittens baby teeth 4 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
Snarf Snarf?
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If you start to feel resistance, just press harder 6 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
Yes but not for awhile now. After a certain age it just stopped causing that reflex for some reason.
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Not mine comic 6 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
Maximizing his potential.
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ass 8 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
It's not quite fuckboi style without just a slight bit of ankle showing.
Neck boys 2 comments
nightkami · 2 weeks ago
So.. like a big neck up salamander?
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What a ***ing chad 8 comments
nightkami · 2 weeks ago
-off?
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Blur the redline 34 comments
nightkami · 2 weeks ago
I legit did not understand what she was talking about for awhile. I assume this is a race thing? Cause if that's the case then I'm a white guy that even with hard working parents could never afford to give me some shit like that. They couldnt even afford to help me get a car or anything like that.
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Desk duty is for the weak 22 comments
nightkami · 2 weeks ago
But his fist is the key that opens the lock...
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Boar Papi will provide 2 comments
nightkami · 3 weeks ago
Boar Papi likes to feel pretty sometimes when he goes out with the kids.
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Finally something good on tv 19 comments
nightkami · 4 weeks ago
~Now kiss!
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Chads 3 comments
nightkami · 5 weeks ago
You skipped Delta: Has had sex once and thinks they're the expert now.
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Tilted benches in a food court so customers would leave sooner - literal 5 comments
nightkami · 5 weeks ago
What you don't want to see pucker-back chairs?
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Tristan and Isolde by Edmund Blair Leighton 2 comments
nightkami · 6 weeks ago
Dude in the background is like, "This young one spitteth that game, indeed."
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*distant WAAAAAGH sounds* 2 comments
nightkami · 6 weeks ago
Aw he's da Orky daddy.
The Gisney princess we deserve 2 comments
nightkami · 8 weeks ago
The book about the movie provides so many awesome little details and was in a way better.
Expensive lesson 4 comments
nightkami · 10 weeks ago
Or flextape.
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Wouldn't it be cool? 7 comments
nightkami · 10 weeks ago
Splinter Cell: Conviction
Pretty much 13 comments
nightkami · 10 weeks ago
Go big or go home.
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