Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
I met her in my master's. But where do people meet new people now ??(Not apps) 2 comments
nightkami · 1 day ago
Met my love at a DnD gathering. Turns out they were really into roleplay.
5
And no mini doughnuts or slideshows 2 comments
nightkami · 3 days ago
All mine does is forward company emails to us... that we already receive. So not much difference here.
3
DLC 2020 11 comments
nightkami · 4 days ago
What you don't trust your fellow specter of death?
1
Annoy all humans 7 comments
nightkami · 5 days ago
But do you miss God Bender?
1
Fu*king furries 4 comments
nightkami · 5 days ago
What, did you expect the wolf to shoot by pulling his tail?
*Says Ok boomer to myself* 3 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
Yeah she doesn't like that either. Said it was too painful.
4
Some Orange Dude.. 3 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
Just spit on his tail and he ded. Done bruh.
IT guys 4 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
You would be unpleasantly surprised. The age ranges too from 20-60 in my company with some making 6 figures and yet can't be bothered. Job security I suppose.
1
Relatable 3 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
The key is not admitting those things to anyone, not even yourself.
1
It travels faster than you think 3 comments
nightkami · 2 weeks ago
Had to get rid of those protesters somehow.
5
*dolphin laugh* 2 comments
nightkami · 2 weeks ago
"Thanks for all the fish!"
12
Good news 2 comments
nightkami · 4 weeks ago
I mean this is technically an offshoot of SARS and MARS but with new branding.
She you were expecting mff, but instead it's mmf 13 comments
nightkami · 4 weeks ago
Hey I'll try anything once.
1
That's the type of sh*t I can do 6 comments
nightkami · 4 weeks ago
Bet it smells like sand.
7
Who ???? are ???? these ???? people ???? 8 comments
nightkami · 4 weeks ago
^ this x10
4
Going to pick the Jock, the nerd might have the power of God AND anime 3 comments
nightkami · 5 weeks ago
Pssh he probably just min-maxed so you gotta catch him on something like a dex or wisdom save.
1
Somethings are just universal 10 comments
nightkami · 5 weeks ago
My grandpa had the same thing for when he was a teacher. It's to lower wind resistance.
2
Lessons 6 comments
nightkami · 5 weeks ago
Drugs are bad m'kay.
Somethings are just universal 10 comments
nightkami · 5 weeks ago
What they didn't get beat with dreamcatchers? I've been lied to.
5
And that's the thing about landlordes 9 comments
nightkami · 5 weeks ago
Ours just paints over whatever you tell him is wrong. Hole in the wall? Paint it to match the hole. Sink exploded? Paint over the sink. Window broke? Now its a painted wall.
4
Run! 5 comments
nightkami · 5 weeks ago
wat?
David Tenant and the Oddly Specific Niche 4 comments
nightkami · 5 weeks ago
Not sure if Barty Crouch Jr falls in that category.
9
Madlads gang leader he is 5 comments
nightkami · 5 weeks ago
1 v 30 I think we can forgive his ~10% accuracy assuming the grenades killed some.
5
Why are you doing this to me 2 comments
nightkami · 5 weeks ago
Yep, drop the mop.
2
Wish me luck guys 10 comments
nightkami · 5 weeks ago
Fuck yeah! Just found what Im feeling like is the love of my life at 30 so you never know!
3