Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
Classic 4 comments
nightkami · 5 hours ago
To balance out for those of us who just don't.
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Twitter is a goldmine 2 comments
nightkami · 1 day ago
Stupid is the word you were looking for.
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We need name suggestions (see comments below) 28 comments
nightkami · 1 day ago
Frederick Licks.
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Well, that escalated quickly 2 comments
nightkami · 2 days ago
Yeah, right? My last girlfriend with daddy issues liked to be bit instead.
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Back in 2012 a 12 year old girl named BridgeAnne d'Avignon discovered that all U.S 4 comments
nightkami · 2 days ago
And his descendants grow weaker and more corrupt by the day.
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Happens 2 comments
nightkami · 2 days ago
Sometimes Mario Kart doesn't end well.
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It's... Amazing! 3 comments
nightkami · 3 days ago
Art imitating life imitating art and so on and on.
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Hand wipes first 5 comments
nightkami · 5 days ago
Yes, please continue.
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But what if I just spam it faster? 4 comments
nightkami · 6 days ago
Interestingly when you do QA for games that's one of the stress tests you have to do. Mash every button during loading screens to make sure it doesn't crash.
Yummy 6 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
Meatballs instead of apples pls.
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Hrmm I see now do I 5 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
I mean technically this really shouldn't work with the way the field is on the ring (see bethorian's post below) but I would say given the speed fired through that the enlargement occurs as it passes through. The ring itself wouldn't be destroyed regardless as it is a magical item. Probably would work better with a dispel magic item attached somehow.
Hrmm I see now do I 5 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
Give a high misfire rate to balance that nastiness out. DC check of 10 and anything below destroys the barrel as the cannon shot expands.
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Only if I had a date 4 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
Aw now I feel bad. I mean I'll try anything once but that would be new to me. Life is short.
Pika pika! 1 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
Which then leads into a furry fake taxi scene.
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Everything is going that way, so let's see 2 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
Gotta give you something to lose as a final kick in the junk when it's all over.
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Gender studies 8 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
Unless they plan to also teach gender studies, thus perpetuating the cycle. College pyramid scheme?
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Only if I had a date 4 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
Based on your username I don't think you have parts that I prefer.
*sad virginity noises* 11 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
Hey it's just been awhile. Stop looking at me like that.
Pretty much. 3 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
Reasons why Excel stops working:
1. Fuck you it needs more resources.
2. You need to use another version that you can't even run on this machine in the first place.
3. Fuck you it's Excel.
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A crunchy good book feeling 12 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
Cover to cover lover.
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Thicc 2 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
Thicc for the kits.
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I don't remember that episode 4 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
I think I've watched this one.
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Reminder for those who don't RIP 10 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
I'd like to apply for a management necromancy position if possible.