Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
"What do you mean you need payment, I thought you guys just sit in the basement all 7 comments
nightkami · 2 days ago
This was my roommate for the past 5 years. We don't talk anymore now
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Last one got removed lol so here’s a different one 2 comments
nightkami · 3 days ago
10/10 would still watch.
Froggo Fun #486 - Galaxy Brain Wisdom 6 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
The frogs drank the water, you drank the frogs.
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Prof 2 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
That shit was so good he bookmarked it
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Perfection isn’t easy 2 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
No, screw it. Just kill me.
Truth 1 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
I still lol @ Thanos when he tells her, "I don't even know who you are."
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Daily dose of history, part 27 4 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
Just the bill, I'm afraid
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At this point I'm fine with any gender 2 comments
nightkami · 2 weeks ago
They do and I still hardly believe it sometimes. <3
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Go to Brazil 3 comments
nightkami · 2 weeks ago
Brazil, Mordekaisers dungeon.
I have a whole new attraction for self checkout 2 comments
nightkami · 2 weeks ago
Thank you for shopping. Please come again!
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I’m gonna do this 3 comments
nightkami · 3 weeks ago
It is after you turn around and return the favor
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One of the best things I’ve ever read 8 comments
nightkami · 3 weeks ago
Yeah ours just showed all the pics of dick diseases. I got more sex ed info from a psychology class.
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Nope don’t like that 8 comments
nightkami · 5 weeks ago
No, that would be the Snoose. The snake-goose. A full mouth of fangs, each one poisonous and it honks as it bites you.
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Can cows swim and other things my brain wants to know at 3am 6 comments
nightkami · 5 weeks ago
They swim like dog.
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Mind your bath 7 comments
nightkami · 5 weeks ago
Thats probably how you get a shojo on your hands.
This cannon interests me 5 comments
nightkami · 6 weeks ago
Depends on which texts you read. Some suggest that the first demon was actually Lilith, Adam's first wife. She was made from the same dust that he was and refused to be subservient. That's why the next wife was made from his rib.
I accept 3 comments
nightkami · 6 weeks ago
She's a succubus, just go with it.
Guess this is life now 1 comments
nightkami · 7 weeks ago
Now that I'm 30 I want to do all 3!
HP marathons all the way 9 comments
nightkami · 7 weeks ago
I've rewatched the entirety of Supernatural 9 times now just because. It used to be my background to everything.
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Anyone help me out? 5 comments
nightkami · 8 weeks ago
Valheim
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The MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON 1 comments
nightkami · 8 weeks ago
Yeah and it's trying to merge a file from a SharePoint and now it's having a seizure. Fuck me.
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I found this for our resident latex/bondage "guy" 3 comments
nightkami · 8 weeks ago
Tie me up and feed me fries, please.
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You nailed it, Drewis 2 comments
nightkami · 9 weeks ago
Plot Twist: It's a toxic workplace.
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T is for Taiwan, China's next conquest 4 comments
nightkami · 9 weeks ago
Was probably thinking "I'm not getting in trouble for hitting another civvie dammit!"