Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
World Religions, essentially 4 comments
nightkami · 3 hours ago
And a surprising number of moats.
Warhammer Wednesday 9: Konrad Curze, AKA The Night Haunter 1 comments
nightkami · 4 days ago
I petition to post Necron NightBringer next! I can't find a decent pic and my model was destroyed years ago.
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Wish granted! 5 comments
nightkami · 5 days ago
What, did Big Al say so?
PoG(h)o(st) Project #38 - Night God 5 comments
nightkami · 6 days ago
@happy_frog thanks, I might start using that actually. Thanks for the post too!
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Just shut up, guys 3 comments
nightkami · 6 days ago
Thank you for that wonderful mental image of Trump unwrapping himself to reveal one of those marshmellowy things that looks like a peanut and Pence just nomming away.
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Dangerous synchronized purring Locust 8 comments
nightkami · 6 days ago
I feel like there's a racist joke in there somewhere.
Paimful 3 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
Yep and then you get to live longer hating yourself. Win win!
Junior is really excited about fathers body fluids 3 comments
nightkami · 1 week ago
Not sure if the blood knows it's liberal.
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*croak* 7 comments
nightkami · 2 weeks ago
Are you feeling froggy?
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Daily dose of bad wisdom #37 3 comments
nightkami · 2 weeks ago
If you see those as your only options then you are indeed.
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Scarlett Witch has entered the building 2 comments
nightkami · 2 weeks ago
*accidentally alters reality*
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He'll no 3 comments
nightkami · 2 weeks ago
Thats a deposit on my new place. Nah, thanks.
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Good news guys! My wife finally gave me the green light! 6 comments
nightkami · 3 weeks ago
Ah, wonderful isn't it? Just recently tried a hand in that myself.
Good news guys! My wife finally gave me the green light! 6 comments
nightkami · 3 weeks ago
Do you have previous experience?
I bet professor didn't see that coming 3 comments
nightkami · 3 weeks ago
Fucking logarithm-Men just kicked my ass.
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Centrist: Derek/derek 4 comments
nightkami · 3 weeks ago
You're assuming that's a woman.
A good way to make friends in prison 2 comments
nightkami · 3 weeks ago
That's exactly what's NOT happening apparently.
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Hong kong police pepperspray elderly point blank 9 comments
nightkami · 4 weeks ago
This makes me want to see a standoff between cops in the US and cops in China. Whose more fucked up?
Can wheeeeeee!!! 16 times only 4 comments
nightkami · 4 weeks ago
Your left hand is a whore then.
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Bye!! 3 comments
nightkami · 4 weeks ago
Hey you can also have a Mustang/Charger if you make it back with legs!
She makes a good point 3 comments
nightkami · 4 weeks ago
Also, should I be feeling fingernails?
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Is this real life or is it just 3 comments
nightkami · 4 weeks ago
Yep and LoTR is just a slow burn. You saw Frodo and Sam, right?
Saved this little guy from the side of the highway after someone dumped him 2 comments
nightkami · 4 weeks ago
Yep, my folks husky bolted out the front door and wandered for like 12 hours then came back like nothing. Also, she came back pregnant.
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