She's gorgeous. I love the way she describes her character in Twilight.

Yes!

OH GOD I LOVE THIS! YES!!!

Oh god. Last time I went, I answered as truthfully as possible. Afterwards, he told his aide the funny numbers that tell them what kind of prescription you need. I swear to god, I heard " blah, blah, number, number, -pause-... Negative sixty... I heard nothing after that except a voice in my head screaming "WHAT THE HELL!?"

Yep. The 'Smoke weed everyday' you is pondering his alternate universe selves...

What song is this parodying?

I was very confused for a moment and then I remembered... I don't buy eggs. I get free eggs from my neighbor. XD

HOW COULD YOU RESIST THE URGE TO CUDDLE YOUR OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET???

OKAY, THERE IS A TEACHER TRYING TO TELL MY BROTHER THAT HUMAN BLOOD IS BLUE?!?!?!?

I've told misbehaving children that candy canes are the bones of reject elves... Mind you, that this is usually AFTER I've given them the candy cane.

What fandom is this?

I know a Tyler who's the coolest guy you could ever meet!

Yeeeeesssss.

NO MADAM, I THINK NOT!!!

Recursion. Recursion all the way.

Holy fuckweasel, batman! I'd take those over real roses any day! :D

Invert the colours, if you happen to be using your phone. Do it! :D