Azrael

azrael


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Everytime 3 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
I can't get my cat to LEAVE! It's not even technically my cat. It just popped up one day and decided it lives here. I just went along with it. I've been adopted by a black cat.
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Gym 8 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
A healthy amount of unluck and speed.
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I would be terrified. 5 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Same. I'm short and cheerful so I like to carry really sharp knives with me. I've named every weapon I own. This unnerves many people.
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Negative filter reveal great cat beard 4 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
You're not alone. Not. At. All.
What comes next? 14 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
No. You are not giving me that mental image. I refuse to be scarred that deeply.
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It's true 4 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Well, shit. Now I can't unsee that.
Sorry for the long post, thought this was cool 34 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Oh god. You're absolutely right! Appa was flying on fumes, poor thing, and by the end, aang gave zero fricks. Just goes to show that Azula is terrible.
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Who else did this? Cx 11 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
I thought about once when I was about eight. Then I remembered how far I'd have to walk to the nearest town or at least a place I could lie about who I was, and then I thought "lol fuck that", and sat my ass back down. Fifty miles in a rural area is too far, I might die. Do you know what is IN the woods?
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Terrible outfit 2 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Well, I WAS drinking a cola.
How do you read this?! 19 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Well that's just rude, Russian guest.
Music shows the truth 33 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Or Nah - the weeknd, wiz khalifa and Ty dollar sign. I clicked random.
We are close... 2 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Is that an animus?
Yeah babe gimme 5 9 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Accent is more fun to imagine?
Trachyandra looks like it came from another planet 7 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
I petition for the alternate name 'Medusa Pubes'. I apologize in advance.
Disney paintover 16 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
*is very concerned*
*contemplates calling medical services*
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Netflix: A Love Story 13 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
This has nothing to do about anything, but I just want to say that I love both of your usernames.
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Goodnight everyone 14 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Nope, it's me as well.
I wish. 22 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
That was the joke. :). This photo was shopped to add those two into the background to imply that Sam and Dean were there to kill them. :)
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legit 23 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
^. You and me both. I don't understand why more people won't try another genre 'just because'.
Just in the same playlist, my music can go from rascal flats talking about highways to 50 cent telling me whose head he's gonna bust. Also, somewhere in there is some Russian, Japanese, Spanish, Italian, Korean, and Gaelic music. Is opera a genre? And classical music. I love violins and piano. Er, I like music in general, I think.
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This deer looks like it has really strange antlers 7 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
You're awesome. :)
This dad knows what's up. 11 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Or Asssassgardian?
Alpha inmate 6 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Picture this: There's a prison. Prison has a warden. Warden is semi-decent guy. Warden's wife (who also works there), not so much. Wifey, during work hours, walks up to another guard and starts a fight. They brawl. Why? Wifey discovered that guard was 'having relations' with an inmate. Wifey was sleeping with the same dude and felt jilted. Conclusion: Prisons are just soap operas with more violence, uniforms, and bars.
Wrong quote 4 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
And we will see you next time on "I Think You're Quoting The Wrong Damned Song, Sweetie"
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Baby tasmanian devil 6 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
And then you remember that its mother are its twenty other siblings.
Day vs Night 6 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
You sir/madam are amazing. I to LOOK for that and then I still didn't know what the hell that was.