Azrael

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I could watch this movie anytime! 13 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Excellent. He shall receive his cookies in three to five business days.
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She's the woman I aspire to be when I'm older. 3 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Thank you! :)
Villageception 23 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Recursion to the umpteenth degree.
I could watch this movie anytime! 13 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Was he correct in his assumption?
She's the woman I aspire to be when I'm older. 3 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
I don't know who this woman is and I need to know who this woman is!
Goodbye tortoise 29 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
You win everything. Forever.
She was like "no way," and the cops were like "Yahweh" 14 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
I hadn't thought of that. :)
But it still irks me that someone would rather have a homeless person arrested than, say, directing them towards the nearest shelter/safe haven.
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Kets 8 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Holy fuckweasel, batman, what the heck are THOSE?!
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Science side of tumblr 3 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
But you're a wolf! You eat those thingamabobs.
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Proposed hotel in Mumbai, where every room has a personal pool 9 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Oh look, my latest nightmare.
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Medical problems 12 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
I do this a lot... Not safe. I don't have much of an immune system, and I usually ignore minor things until someone else drags me to a doctor. Most of the time it's harmless, but once a few years ago I'd gotten MRSA. And recently I'd started to go blind. So don't do this.
She was like "no way," and the cops were like "Yahweh" 14 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Until I read this post, the idea was utterly foreign to me. I mean, why WOULD you?
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She grew up 20 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
This... This worries me.
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When I have an essay due the next day and very little time to finish 5 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Ghost in the shell? I remember something like that happening, but the only thing this gif shows is hands.
Those skirts though 14 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
The internet is a crying chicken?!
To all everyone who say we are killing the Earth 17 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Gotta love Humon.
The 20 minute wait was worth it. 5 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Someone's going to have to mop the floor.
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It really bothers me that people don't know the difference 13 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
I have to explain this to people a lot. I have approximate knowledge of many things. A vast majority of these things are completely useless in your daily life. I am not intelligent. At all. Please don't out me in charge of things. I can't adult.
Remember when Christopher Walken looked like Scarlett Johansson? 5 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Wait, does that mean that as she gets older she's going to look more like Christopher Walken?
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Deathrode is azoth 16 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
What IS he saying? I can only imagine a series of growls vaguely resembling a language of some kind.
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Smiling wins Duckfaces 10 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
They have gorgeous eyes!
It's the season :) 4 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Those two guys in the back look like they're going to hurt
Someone else and themselves, respectively.
Who invited the grim reaper? 18 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Don't fear the reaper... Offer him cake.
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That's not Edward Cullen that's Cedric Diggory 5 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Someone once made a very convincing post that edward and family fit the description of Celtic faeries of some kind. It made me happy.
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I will choose red for humankind. 72 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Now see? THAT is the proper amount of panic, because they never said what GENRE.