Azrael

azrael


— Azrael Report User
Friendship goals 8 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Thank you so much!
Skynet will soon be operational 21 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
I upvoted you in hopes that you will allow me to take refuge from our new overlords with you, as your father may have gained their favor.
Friendship goals 8 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
What manhua is this? Does anyone know, pretty please?
Test 3 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
You two are lovely.
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Miranda true 30 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Why are you all so TALL!? I'm 4'11"!!! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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*chirp* 10 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
I've got both. They've got their pros and cons.
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The men we need. 58 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Honey boyfriend don't give a shit! Honey boyfriend is FIERCE!
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First Post! 5 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
I'm two days late, but Welcome to Funsunstance!
Just f- me up 2 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
We just buy them by the case. Girl Scouts come looking for us, personally. Like tiny cookie drug dealers.
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What an opportune time to be wearing a diaper 7 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Ah, yes Florida?
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the best 78 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
No thank you
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Sandwhich 21 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Because, now, he must eat the entire sandwich for HONOUR!
No, but seriously, that's a good idea.
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Birds that eat only bones 19 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Holy crap, those birds are gorgeous!
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A medical procedure that can make your vision 3x better than 20/20 36 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
If it makes you feel any better, even IF you suddenly developed cataracts, surgery isn't a first resort. I only had it because I was legally blind and even then it was optional. Though the freaking out part is normal, it's weird feeling! I could see my LENS MOVE when I looked in the mirror! It wiggled!
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A medical procedure that can make your vision 3x better than 20/20 36 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
I've had two eye surgeries and it wasn't that bad. Although, you are VERY awake and able to carry out full conversations with your doctor during the procedure. He asked me what rock star would he be if he were a rock star. Cool guy, really. And yes, you can see them while it happens, but if it makes you feel any better, it's kind of blurry.
Being a woman is more than just looking pretty 6 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
It's amazing how quickly they changed how they spoke about her. It's enough to give a guy whiplash, I tell you.
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Muslim tweets 8 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
The one where he's playfully squeezing her jaw? She's freaking gorgeous! I love her eyes, they're beautiful!
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Cat eyes 8 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
My first reaction to your comment was "Jesus Christ!", upon seeing your username, I find it even funnier. XD
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The past Pokemon 1 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
I don't know what to do with this knowledge, but I'm going to find something even if it kills me, dammit!
Childhood has been won. Game over 6 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
I didn't even know these things existed until my mid-teens... If I ever spawn a child, I'm buying forty, though.
Advice for retail workers 16 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
You guys remind me of a man that once had a very long and detailed conversation about the best ways to dispose of and/or destroy a human body. He did this while loading his gun. In front of people. Children. He then offered cake and ice cream.
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I was merely getting started. 13 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Level 98 Infernape. REVENGE!
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I was merely getting started. 13 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Unless you trade the EXP share from another game. I have three on one game.
Deeeeefinitly foreshadowing 1 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
I was eating cereal and now I know what it feels like to have Cheerios shoot out of my nose.
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When u take a wrong turn and end up in hell 13 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Did you just land in Supernatural?
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