...happy kitty, sleepy kitty

Go hard or go home ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'm just trying to get a good seat
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They're good for three weeks or so if they're kept refrigerated, but anytime longer than that I recommend putting them in a bowl of water to check them. If it floats, toss them.

Toaster

I didn't have ketchup, but I had a jar of strawberry jam. And the chicken had tasted dry. To be fair, this all sounded like a good idea at the time, but my mind is a strange place so I try not to spend much time there. It tasted good, though.

Because you're using those fingers wrong.

Smaller pieces are easier to transport.

I once met a cow that would bite people on the butt. Guest may have met that cow.

What is it? I've always been told it's water and left over blood and such.

It IS quite distracting. Took me three tries to get through the post.

My thoughts exactly. I need one of those.

Awesome! We're all mutants. I want to control the weather. But first I need to find out how to devil an apple.

Just wait until you manage to accumulate a $600 electric bill. Then it's just terrifying.
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By the way, who keeps down voting your EVERY comment. I've just noticed and I'm quite confused is all.

I need you around to analyze everything ever. Just to make things sound less intimidating.

Those Pygmy sloths are slippery little jerks.

Why would she make you say goodbye, why not I love you or something that didn't sound so final.

That is going to be my new favorite insult, that and "Thunder Cunt".

You win the internet.

Now they'll provide hands free doors just to avoid the property damage that's bound to happen!

Please do. And then post it. This is a thing that must happen.

Lovely! I shall bring cookies!