Azrael

azrael


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Clean freak 7 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
That thought made me laugh far too loudly for 1:36 in the morning.
Daily dose of pancake yummies 17 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Bless you! May you win the lottery for Christmas!
Apple Juice! 3 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
That's what I call mine and it drives my family crazy.
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That's a Christmas tree 4 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Finish the tree. The whole tree. Do it. It's like a party-wide murder-suicide pact but, no one else knows they're in it... Yet.
Time changes everything 15 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Hedwig was played by a boy snowy owl because girl snowy owls aren't snowy looking and I think that's hilarious.
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Finally an answer 15 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Thank you very much! :) I know nothing about quantum mechanical anything. I don't think I do anyway. ...?
Family keeps asking what I want for the holidays 4 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
My family once gave "Emergency Bail Money" as a Christmas present.
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Baby German Shepherd for the win! 7 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
I shall crown him The Good King Waffles Snugglewumps. Bow.
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So cute 14 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
I believe the person (woman?) who made this lives in Russia and makes them on commission.
KFC's Secret Herbs And Spices, Enjoy 18 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Dammit. I got excited. :(
-Also, I love your username-
Average over $16k per day?! 8 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
I love it when stoners and deviled apples band together!
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yes everyone, he really is a good guy now. really. reALly. 8 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Which movie is this. I must view it.
Finally an answer 15 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
I want that shirt...
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I thought that his experiment was actually a parody of some sort? Please correct me if I've gotten mixed up somehow.
Women are f*cking metal 19 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Uterus: LOOK MURDERBRAWL XXXII HAPPENED IN YOUR PANTS! WHEEEEE!
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mariah carey is queen 17 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Never stop. You make my day!
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Reason for the Season 1 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Zeus better have her money.
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Joker seems VERY curious 10 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Joker isn't even attempting discretion. XD I shouldn't laugh too hard, my puppy is named Joker, and if he starts watching people piss I'm blaming this post! XD
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Just some...light...reading 3 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
"No officer, it wasn't auto theft, it was a surprise!"
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Awwh 1 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
It's so cute and innocent and delicious... - Quote from my father
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3deep5me 10 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Ever since I was a small child, I've always disliked dolphins. Mind you, that as a child I would pet sharks and boa constrictors with glee, but dolphins and the like give me the creeps. Now I think I could just sense the evil.
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So my little cousins are going to Disneyland here soon 19 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Thank you so much for clearing that up for me! That means MY family is the weird one. My mom could read the newspaper at three. Not UNDERSTAND, mind you, but she could read it aloud. Both my brother and I could read and write very well before preschool and I'd always thought that was the norm, ya know?
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So my little cousins are going to Disneyland here soon 19 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
I need help here, please, because a) I'm terrible at guessing the ages of children and b) I don't know what age children normally learn to read.
I was, for a long time, under the impression that kids could read by around three years old and write, count, and do basic addition and subtraction by four, but the funny looks I get tell me I may be mistaken.
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Putin the joker 12 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Wait, what would happen if Putin and Norris fought?