This seems like one of those people that travel to abandoned towns and places that no one will find you if you die, just to take photos. And that's badass, BUT I have to wonder if they set that fire.

Snakes are just noodles come to life. It's two in the morning, I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS HE'S TOO CUTE!

May you be bestowed the patience of Saints once you're forced to actually CLEAN that knife. D:

Maybe that horse is really an aquatic unicorn?

But that wouldn't be HEARTWRENCHING. That's the most important thing.

Yep, I've got family in Florida, they can attest to the vast amounts of insanity. And meth. Soooo much meth.

I love the boss fights a bit too much, I've new game plused too many times so now I'm the wealthiest canine on the planet!

Okami is basically the only game I've ever cared about getting 100% completion in.

Well, NOW I am... Damn you. XD

Why not? That's the best way to store penises!

I feel safer already! I feel like you should print out pamphlets and we should distribute them amongst the uninformed. Because there are adults out there that still think guns are toys and because of that, I was taught gun safety before I'd finished losing teeth because my folks didn't want one of those idiots in their house. XD

They can have my brother, then. He was still randomly giggling several hours later, whispering "puppy monkey baby" under his breath. I'm honestly disturbed by that thing.

That's the most confusing part got me, but considering Johnny depp, Carter and Burton and the various jokes about them, I mostly find it hilarious.