Azrael

azrael


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azrael · 8 years ago
I'm sorry, but "staining inner walls" didn't make my mind go to a good place. At all.
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My cat just made these! What should I call them? 54 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Hells Yeah! My restriction has been LIFTED! :D
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My cat just made these! What should I call them? 54 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
I've five puppies and I've named them: Chop, Moofy, Puddin', Turtle and Fatass. And before them, I have: Kokobay, Wigglebutt, Hades, Aoi and Joker. I'm no longer allowed to name things.
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My cat just made these! What should I call them? 54 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
YES
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Andy getting his Woody felt 5 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
"You've got a friend in me" should be blazoned across her shirt, just for shits and giggles.
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J.J.Jameson knows 6 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Epic! And carry a taser for anyone who insults you!
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When you reevaluate your priorities 6 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
I'll just put myself in timeout. *sits in corner of shame*
View from a "hotel room" in Finland 5 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
The perfect room to say "No. We're not having sex on this vacation."
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Just a leak 5 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
The question is, could we be arrested for convincing someone to do that?
Only an "I" and "my" 8 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
I've always wondered if everytime we blame something on Satan, he's like 'dude? What?' .
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J.J.Jameson knows 6 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Wear it anyway, capitalize on their confusion.
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Beautiful dress inspired by a Disney princess 9 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
I'm not sure what's more amazing, her or the gown, but I'm feeling a little overwhelmed right now.
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When you reevaluate your priorities 6 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Because that would ruin the effect.
Relationship Goals 11 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Are fear boners a thing? They should be a thing.
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In light of the new movie 14 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
I'm just disturbed to hear that potatoes can read...
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Blending cultures 4 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
I agree with you, but at the same time, I'm very suspicious of your presence...
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Ass down, legs up, that's how we like to fall 10 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
I don't know about you guys, but I've never fallen in the toilet. I think because my bathroom walls are white and reflect minimal amounts of light very well, but I can find the toilet seat in the dark.
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J.J.Jameson knows 6 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Priorities. He's got 'em.
It's just makeup though 8 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
I have no idea what I was expecting when I clicked that, but I have to say, I'm not disappointed.
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Just a reminder that Deadpool is amazing 18 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
A Deadpool post that makes me want to cry. Damn you. * sniff *
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i wish i was that cool when i was 7 7 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
It wasn't soda. It really wasn't.
She speaks in riddles 5 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
I have no idea what the fuck this is, so I called my brother... Now we're just confused together.
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She was also Ann Marie from All Dogs Go to Heaven, but was never able to see the movie. 23 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Well, this post physically hurts me.
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Totally worth it 10 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
I would like to buy you a game of Twister
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When you see it, you'll 12 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Oh look, the best weasly child, Ed!
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