Azrael

azrael


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That's Not How It Works Anymore 12 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Now you're thinking. :)
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Badass 12 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
I always thought that was because humans will find a way to get wasted even if it killed them. I know a guy who learned to make his own alcohol just in case the world ended. Seriously. We got free liquor while he practiced.
Tyrion really is my kind of guy 7 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
It's awesome. Most of my brothers "enthusiasms" include culinary arts and body disposal. I just hope they never collide.
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Tyrion really is my kind of guy 7 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Ok, now that's all kinds convenient. XD Thank you, I had no idea about maenads.
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Tyrion really is my kind of guy 7 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Dionysus can do some things for you, but you'll have to bring your own tits.
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Phelps 7 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
I imagine that would be extremely inefficient or am I mistaken?
Chicago police humor 7 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Please, please, for the love of god, do this.
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The creator of Minecraft decided to try Omegle 6 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
I like this explanation far better.
Corgi cookie cutter 5 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
This makes me so happy.
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Shut Up and Take my Money 8 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Fairy and ghost are two things I actually didn't expect to be thrown together. I guess my only question now is, why aren't there fairy/dragon? Or dragon eevee for that matter. I need these things!
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Redefining flower language 24 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Funsubstance. Most everything else is here anyway. And everyone is so helpful and terrifying in the same breathe.
A few interesting facts 5 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
The only thing I took from this is stripper Chris Pratt. I'm not even ashamed.
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Shut Up and Take my Money 8 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Wobbetfett? Pikachu? Wobbechu? Pikafett???
Redefining flower language 24 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
I seriously love this site. I really, really do.
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Use a descriptive and interesting title. 21 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
I was told that one day when I was maybe four years old I looked up and said "I just realized that one day we're all gonna die" and then continued about my doodling as though nothing had happened and now I wonder if everyone does that at some point when they're little.
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Strangely compelling 4 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
For some reason, I feel like something bad would have happened if he HADN'T followed you...
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Reading his own teaching reviews 3 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
His facial expression reminds me of Sherlock...
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Don't trust the clothing 5 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Silvermyth is the real MVP...
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I'm sorry.
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Every time 3 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
I have stayed in the car to finish the song many a time.
The Pokedex battery case we all need right now! 18 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Make one for each team and they'll make a killing.
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Pokemon Go, seriously?! 12 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
It's made of dreams, apparently.
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Thoughts 6 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
But then it started a very odd conversation about whether they had the penile anatomy of dogs/wolves and if that would cause problems... Or weird hospital visits.
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The Pokedex battery case we all need right now! 18 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Yeeeeeeeeessssssss
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Thoughts 6 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
This happened to me once when I accidentally voiced the thought "I wonder if werewolves need condoms?"
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BOO! 9 comments
azrael · 8 years ago
Ed...ward.
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