My mom couldn't have had this mug, mostly because my brother and I were reading and writing at three… it caused a few problems even without fun mugs.

This post terrified me for three seconds or so, because just as I read "Home Depot" a Home Depot ad played (very loudly) on the TV behind me.

I used to have a black cat named Mishka and she was a sweetheart, loved Cheetos.

"Alec Trevelyan survives the end" was my first thought and I don't know why.

Percussive maintenance?

I just hope he's so confused.

I trip over my own feet. She is impressive.

Now I need these in my life.

When I heely past your girl

Don't mess with her ice cream. Noted. Terrifyingly noted.

I'm 4'11", how can I get to the dark side now! D:

Pig cheese is delicious and even if learned how it was made, I'd still love it.

He looks like the grim reaper from the sims had a baby.

Real or not, I'm convinced Russians don't fear death in general.