Azrael

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Forging 5 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
Thank you so much. I've never actually seen one before! :)
Music to my ears 12 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
The sound of a shovel cracking against a human skull. :) Happy times, happy times.
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Ow, my hurt brainy 1 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
Well fuck.
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Drop it little lamb!! 9 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
Yes, just, yes.
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Killer whale penguin 12 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
No.
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No, No, This is the best kiss cam 19 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
I know right! :)
But the middle guys face made me spit out my soda.
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I want to ride my bicycle 1 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
Like a BOSS!
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What my sleeping issues do to me 17 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
Combat knife.
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Every damn day :'D 1 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
YEEESSSS!!!
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I would never have soda-t coming 5 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
I want to try this on an unopened can of pop.
Do you understand failing? 12 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
As a small child, my parents had to convince me that a B wasn't a failing grade. It took a while, and they just looked at each other like ' WTF? We were C-D students? Where did she come from!'
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Good luck cleaning up 5 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
My mom made a friend via fistfight... They haven't seen each other in person in twenty years, but tell each other everything.
i wish i was that cool when i was 7 7 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
I know a preteen who was accused of selling whiskey. He could help you.
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The Cake Is Making A Break For It!!! Call The Bakery!!! 8 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
They escaped.
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Forging 5 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
... What?
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Dora the Sexplorer 9 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
^ Mi Gusta
Here's that miraculous reaction explained 23 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
Think they hitched a ride with my aunt?
I used to have daydreams like this. 11 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
YES! XD
America. 4 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
Only if you film the results!
By the power of God 11 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
Nun: I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me! *powah*
Dude: What the zerg?
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This is real, this is me 15 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
IT'S IN WORDS!!!
Good cop 8 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
With your moniker, you should comment on every cute post or, alternatively, every creepy post. Variety.
It's like if The Parent Trap took place in 2014 11 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
My grandmother met my grandfather's doppelgänger. She discovered this AFTER she cold-cocked him, unfortunately. The witnesses were like " Dude that's not ur man, wtf..." She then found out that this doppelgänger was married to HER doppelgänger. Apparently they were nice people.
I'm not saying everyone has one but sometimes you might meet your copy/long-lost twin or some crap. Just don't punch them in the face.
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Like this ?? 26 comments
azrael · 10 years ago
Dat ass :) ;)