I have an aunt, sweet as sugar. As children there was a girl who picked on my grandmother -her sister- my grandmother made that child rethink her life choices and literally chased her out a a window. Years later, this girl, now wary of my grandmother , decides to pick on my sweet, shy soft spoken auntie Freddie. Auntie hit her car with her own car, pushed her -car and all- into a gulley and threatened to run her over next time. No one really bothers Auntie Freddie anymore.

A guy will look at just about anything they find aesthetically pleasing. Doesn't mean they are pigs, just means that they have short attention spans. This woman friggin gets it.

At least they'll GIVE you samples. I'm 20 and they still tell me I need my parents permission. She literally thought that I was 12.
I brought my 15 year old brother over and told them he was 23... They believed me.

As a girl, I can honestly say my brother and I are apparently in the incorrect categories.

My only response is: Baby girl got skills... That is all.

Whoever has to clean that up is going to be pissed.

I'm a girl and has anyone played The Last of Us? I just finished Watchdogs and the flip from 'OMG SO MUCH TEK' to 'shitshitholyshit CLICKERS!' Is disconcerting, really. But seriously, don't trust David.

Don't take this the wrong way, but this just made me crave chicken...

What have I just seen?

I don't get the second part. Wouldn't that make the drink better or am I wrong.

What? D:

Dude is like " wtf? "

No.

I had a cat that was polite enough to knock on the door to enter the house. Lots of visitors thought it was a person. The looks on their faces was priceless.