The cure for the overweight problem 10 comments
azrael
· 10 years ago
What about a bike like option? It would be kind of hard to surf the internet while jogging, right?
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I can relate to this. 30 4 comments
azrael
· 10 years ago
You should hang near my family then. I get random kids/infants hoisted onto me whether I like or not. Seriously. I'm just glad some are content eating gummy bears and watching a spongebob marathon.
Kitty tumblr 5 comments
azrael
· 10 years ago
That's how we told my brother we got a puppy. He walked in from school and mom asked if he liked dogs. He said yes and mom said " Cool. You've got a puppy now. It name is Kokobay. Congrats." Then she walked off. Gotta love moms.
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Gotta kill em all! 4 comments
Brian griffin 20 comments
azrael
· 10 years ago
It's interesting how many women don't seem to mind beastiality in that ONE town.
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From behind it can be assumed I am female 9 comments
English pronunciation 29 comments
Sleep tight <3 11 comments
azrael
· 10 years ago
I once woke up from a 23 and a half hour nap. My brother admitted he'd checked my pulse several times.
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Our future 7 comments
azrael
· 10 years ago
I have several cousins who look EXACTLY like her. I am very confused right now.
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Mario Restroom 9 comments
azrael
· 10 years ago
Find her and MARRY HER!!! Hell, if I found a guy like that I'd marry him. There's really no other choice.
Snakes be like 8 comments
That feel 1 comments
azrael
· 10 years ago
Does... Does this really happen? I'm not even being funny, do poor young boys think their penis is going to kill them or...
Men in women hairstyle 7 comments
azrael
· 10 years ago
All of them have nicer hair than I do. I'd be jealous, but then I wonder how much they spend on hair care products... *shudder*
SCREW MY LIFE 8 comments
azrael
· 10 years ago
There are two wires inside of your earbuds. Open them up, reattach the wires. They should work for a while longer. Or at least until you get to the store for some cheap temps.
When I see my teacher at the grocery store 4 comments
azrael
· 10 years ago
My brother is the exact opposite he makes point to go and to speak to them.. He is sixteen and apparently has no fear.
Things that should be taught in high school 44 comments
azrael
· 10 years ago
Strangely, I live in a small town and was taught how to balance a check book in grade 4. I thought all schools did that, wtf?
Could have saved me several times 8 comments
azrael
· 10 years ago
If you have an iPhone, quickly turn on Airplane Mode. It'll stop the text and then you can delete it. That has saved me many times...
Heart markings on cats 7 comments
Bad luck brian becoming evil 7 comments
azrael
· 10 years ago
Wasn't there a movie like that? Someone tried to cure cancer and ended up inventing a zombie plague/destroying humanity?
Statistically true 7 comments
azrael
· 10 years ago
Eh. I don't know if the one about women is true. When I'm bored, I watch porn. 3am, can't sleep... I wonder what porn is doing right now?
Cosplay complation 11 comments
azrael
· 10 years ago
Be creative! :) they don't have to be, if that's not what you want. And I'm sure you're quite pretty! :)
