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"Rap God" 6 comments
baconairstrike · 11 years ago
With this wrappity-wrap, packing a Mac in the box of the child
Backpack wrap crap, wrap-wrap, wrackety-wrack
And at the exact same time
I attempt these wrap acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that
I'll still be able to break a mothafuckin' wrapped box
Over the back of a couple of elves and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Santa Claus after the fact
How could I not wrap? All I do is wrap Toy-bombs, feel my wrath of a wrap
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"Rap God" 6 comments
baconairstrike · 11 years ago
My pen'll go off when I half-wrap it
Got a fat boss from that wrap profit
Made a living and a toy of it
Ever since Santa Claus was still in office
With Mrs. Claus feeling on his nut-sack
I'm an WG still as honest
But as nice and as decent as all elves
Syllables, wrap-a-holic (Wrap 'em all with)
This wrappity dippity-hippity wrap-god
You don't really wanna get into a wrapping match
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When I Got My Blue Star (12-23-13) 40 comments
baconairstrike · 11 years ago
Must...make...now!
Nice catch! 9 comments
baconairstrike · 11 years ago
You can't
When I Got My Blue Star (12-23-13) 40 comments
baconairstrike · 11 years ago
Will bacon work?
"Rap God" 6 comments
baconairstrike · 11 years ago
I'm beginning to feel like a Wrap God, Wrap God
All my elves from the front to the back wrap, back wrap
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to wrap boxes, wrap boxes
They said I wrap like a robot, so call me wrapbot
But for me to wrap like a elf must be in my genes, I got wrapping paper in my back pocket
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Only a step apart 7 comments
baconairstrike · 11 years ago
Sit on a chair that is on both sides
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When I Got My Blue Star (12-23-13) 40 comments
baconairstrike · 11 years ago
C-c-can I have a blue star?
O_O 6 comments
baconairstrike · 11 years ago
The YOLO-pocalypse.
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Free user vs playing user 13 comments
baconairstrike · 11 years ago
Guest vs. FS Account
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Trippy... 7 comments
baconairstrike · 11 years ago
I'm concerned about the person who wrote a lot of the Spongebob episodes.
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The moon 17 comments
baconairstrike · 11 years ago
This reminds me of Portal.
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My First Post! 12 comments
baconairstrike · 11 years ago
"I'd like it all in pennies."
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30 Years of Collecting Beer Cans 6 comments
baconairstrike · 11 years ago
Imagine if all the shelves collapsed.
When Jennifer Cries.. Funsubstance Cries.. 14 comments
baconairstrike · 11 years ago
Just imagine if she had an account on here, but we didn't know. That would be awesome.
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Dat cheeky grin 8 comments
baconairstrike · 11 years ago
I always want wings...
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Best Christmas Sweater ever 8 comments
baconairstrike · 11 years ago
That was me. Forgot to login
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Dim your screen 5 comments
baconairstrike · 11 years ago
His face is like "What is this wizardry?"
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The sad truth 4 comments
baconairstrike · 11 years ago
And then forget about it when you wake up.
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I've got you this time! 5 comments
baconairstrike · 11 years ago
Barrell Roll!
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Thank Goodness! 6 comments
baconairstrike · 11 years ago
I was expecting it the other way around.
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Showering in winter 3 comments
baconairstrike · 11 years ago
You're not the only one.
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I do care =D 397 comments
baconairstrike · 11 years ago
Just look at what it says. It is not that hard to explain.
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I do care =D 397 comments
baconairstrike · 11 years ago
Someone went on a down voting spree in this comment section.
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Sue those video games! 6 comments
baconairstrike · 11 years ago
http://youtu.be/GBpzVD4GZ8E
It is long, but just skip through parts of it because it is amazing!
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