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badasslatina
· 9 years ago
Cleopatra was fat and short which in those times was the ultimate form of beauty (still is to the feminazis)
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badasslatina
· 9 years ago
When columbus first arrived to the american continent he saw some walruses and thought they were mermaids (someone was a little bit horny i'm guessing)
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badasslatina
· 9 years ago
Most pictures of jesus done after the 1500s are based on Cesar Borgia (the real jesus was probably black so...)
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badasslatina
· 9 years ago
Shit dude, what happened to the first one? I don't remember all the shit i wrote!
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I should learn how to adult 17 comments
badasslatina
· 9 years ago
I love how sohcahtoa is an international thing that is not written anywhere but everyone just knows it anyways
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A+ parenting 11 comments
badasslatina
· 9 years ago
This is so wrong... Everyone knows just using google maps is easier, duh
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Hands placing 11 comments
badasslatina
· 9 years ago
If they are wrapped around, *ahem* the other neck looking thingy, she might be happy....
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Don't worry, If you ever feel useless 38 comments
badasslatina
· 9 years ago
This makes me feel weirdly good about myself... Like just think about it there might be someone out there who thinks you are hotter than jennifer lawrence or tom hiddleston
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whoa 19 comments
badasslatina
· 9 years ago
I wonder what he had 20 of those for... and how he accidentally shot them
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you gotta start somewhere 10 comments
I have nothing to worry about 18 comments
badasslatina
· 9 years ago
During my first period i told my mom i felt like i was dragging myself over a field of plastic knives from the inside out. Years later the same feeling persists.
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A tattoo artist in Boston wants to tattoo all 151 original Pokemon onto people 14 comments
badasslatina
· 9 years ago
At first i read it wrong and thought it was someone who wanted to get them all tattoed...either way it's awesome
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When reading gets too real 3 comments
badasslatina
· 9 years ago
Lisa don't be a fricking liar he read you angelica button. Ungrateful bitch.
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Out-americaned 17 comments
badasslatina
· 9 years ago
I'm pretty sure they have one here (argentina) too but no one actually calls them
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Britney Britney 7 comments
badasslatina
· 9 years ago
"Chip is a parody of boy band singers such as Justin Timberlake or Chris Kirkpatrick (who voices Chip)." Source: http://fairlyoddparents.wikia.com/wiki/Chip_Skylark
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i wonder 28 comments
badasslatina
· 9 years ago
I'm assuming words bitch and know-it-all appear... alongside with narcissistic and sarcastic probably
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You could consider it clever 30 comments
badasslatina
· 9 years ago
She left it on her apartment, ran some errands, came back and caed the police, told them someone must have broken in if i remember correctly
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You could consider it clever 30 comments
badasslatina
· 9 years ago
WE READ IT IN 5TH GRADE and, now, 6 years later i still sometimes remember it
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parallels between the lion king and frozen 24 comments
badasslatina
· 9 years ago
Rule number one when talking about a movie someone did not see: don't get into detail so that you don't a) spoil anything b) confuse them with parallel storylines or too much information to take in
All you gotta do is look at Chris Hemsworth 8 comments