To the last one: different fabrics make things look better or worse. Also, usually underwear is more see through than a bikini.

Yes, the most traumatic program ever... i mean, don't get me wrong, i love it, but it gave me vivid nightmares

Wait. What did actually happen?

until death do us apart is too short for some....

Andy, i'm pretty sure April doesn't bake, you silly

The person who posted the grade isn't the same person as the one who posted the project....
On a totally related note, though, my cousin once was asked to hand in an art project that described a feeling, she handed in a blank page with some psychologists and philosophers quoted in the back and said it was sadness. She got a 9/10.

Am i the only one around here that has never gone to the gym?

I have a box full with the shape thingys, but i think i lost all the lasers they came with

I thought it said "the dress" and i was like "omg what would that little guy be doing on a dress?"

Are this what christmas looked like on the weasley house after the last book? Please say yes

Well i nailed the periods part all right, and i sure wish they had come a little bit later in life