bajablastforeverrr


here, insincere, & has existential fear

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Math now 6 comments
bajablastforeverrr · 2 years ago
Puberty was not good to math.
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Rude 13 comments
bajablastforeverrr · 2 years ago
whatever it is you know she's smart as fuck
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Let me hold it 2 comments
bajablastforeverrr · 2 years ago
"Let me in, I need to go out again"
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Pet names 13 comments
bajablastforeverrr · 2 years ago
I have one cat named Gooby, another named Roly and the third named Ned.
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Best pick up line 6 comments
bajablastforeverrr · 3 years ago
oh I initially thought he meant shit in the machine
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Not all heroes wear capes 3 comments
bajablastforeverrr · 3 years ago
Frida you're doing amazing sweetie
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He is a bit of a moron 6 comments
bajablastforeverrr · 3 years ago
It's a filter bro
Who would win 2 comments
bajablastforeverrr · 3 years ago
Nah. Anakin's too fuckin lit to die just yet.
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How to save water 5 comments
bajablastforeverrr · 3 years ago
Or switch it the other way around: wash your hands in the shit water you just flushed
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Sending pics to your ex 4 comments
bajablastforeverrr · 3 years ago
Maybe it's just me but if someone loves their new S/O that much they're not going to make sure their ex is jealous, or even care enough to contact them anymore
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By that logic to hell I go 50 comments
bajablastforeverrr · 3 years ago
You know Hitler probably only knows Holocaust jokes.
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Just gonna leave this right here 11 comments
bajablastforeverrr · 3 years ago
Not sure if it's his face or the little girl's behind him that's funnier.
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Some wise word to live by 6 comments
bajablastforeverrr · 3 years ago
Ok I live under a rock I thought that was Rachel Dolezal
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We need to endorse them 13 comments
bajablastforeverrr · 3 years ago
Can I get the dog too?
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What do y'all have as your lock screen? 32 comments
bajablastforeverrr · 3 years ago
Mine's literally just one of the stock pictures that came on my phone. How classic
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covfefe 1 comments
bajablastforeverrr · 3 years ago
I'd be on the floor if it was Uranus with 69 moons
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I see no difference 18 comments
bajablastforeverrr · 3 years ago
Honestly, kudos to those girls that don't shave their legs. Not because it's the ~edgy feminist~ thing to do, but because it hurts like hell! I have to shave my legs every 3-4 days or else they feel like actual cactus when I rub my legs together. Plus, I look like Chewbacca if I go longer than 2 weeks.
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Roses are red, Kids are boring 13 comments
bajablastforeverrr · 3 years ago
Well I guess she can update her recovery on Snapchat in painstaking detail now lmao
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Women's Magazines 4 comments
bajablastforeverrr · 3 years ago
Also kind of like: "you're perfect the way you are! Now here's a picture of a beautiful airbrushed model. And here's how to make the best cake ever. Oh look! Flawless body."
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I made this, I think it's the best yet 15 comments
bajablastforeverrr · 3 years ago
The Three Stooges
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Furries 20 comments
bajablastforeverrr · 3 years ago
God. Oh god. I have a German Shepherd. I can't un-see this
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Relatable 4 comments
bajablastforeverrr · 3 years ago
Only boy he gotta worry about is paper then
· Edited 3 years ago
Can't argue with that logic 41 comments
bajablastforeverrr · 3 years ago
Small boobs + cold heart = win
That's how rich they are 11 comments
bajablastforeverrr · 3 years ago
Fun fact: Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox, and Lisa Kudrow were making upwards of $1M per episode towards the end of the series.
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Very compelling way to deter tailgaters 3 comments
bajablastforeverrr · 3 years ago
If you follow too closely to a livestock trailer like that, you might get a pee/poo sprinkle by the horses/cows. True story, happened to my dad once
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