Puberty was not good to math.

whatever it is you know she's smart as fuck

"Let me in, I need to go out again"

I have one cat named Gooby, another named Roly and the third named Ned.

Frida you're doing amazing sweetie

Nah. Anakin's too fuckin lit to die just yet.

Or switch it the other way around: wash your hands in the shit water you just flushed

Maybe it's just me but if someone loves their new S/O that much they're not going to make sure their ex is jealous, or even care enough to contact them anymore

You know Hitler probably only knows Holocaust jokes.

Not sure if it's his face or the little girl's behind him that's funnier.

Ok I live under a rock I thought that was Rachel Dolezal

Can I get the dog too?

Mine's literally just one of the stock pictures that came on my phone. How classic

I'd be on the floor if it was Uranus with 69 moons

Honestly, kudos to those girls that don't shave their legs. Not because it's the ~edgy feminist~ thing to do, but because it hurts like hell! I have to shave my legs every 3-4 days or else they feel like actual cactus when I rub my legs together. Plus, I look like Chewbacca if I go longer than 2 weeks.

Well I guess she can update her recovery on Snapchat in painstaking detail now lmao

Also kind of like: "you're perfect the way you are! Now here's a picture of a beautiful airbrushed model. And here's how to make the best cake ever. Oh look! Flawless body."

The Three Stooges

God. Oh god. I have a German Shepherd. I can't un-see this

Small boobs + cold heart = win

Fun fact: Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox, and Lisa Kudrow were making upwards of $1M per episode towards the end of the series.